Holy mother of ¢u∩╦astic asshattery, what the **** are you ******* crazy spunkmuffins even doing here? Sweet christ-on-a-cracker this thread is ******* twisted six ways from sunday!!! Maybe we should all just go wave a cockspangled banner in the air!!! . . . and I don’t even know what that means!!!
HOLY ******* **** IS THAT SARCASM I DETECT? DON'T EVEN BOTHER ASSPOLOGIZING TO ME ABOUT THIS THREAD! BECAUSE I ************* LOVE THE PISS OUT OF IT LADY!!!
Holy ******* *** I've forgotten about this craptacular thread, how perfect, just had this stupid ******* ***** customer call me from work to tell me she's done ******* my log splitter. Now I have to somehow go pick the ******* thing up and I'm all by my lonely ******* self today. Mother humper!