Bored? Entertainment Mega Thread

[perfanoff]

LOL
And that's how the first frog pick-up line was born: "So... how do you want to see my tadpole?"

 

[monkeysocks]

LOL
And that's how the first frog pick-up line was born: "So... how do you want to see my tadpole?"

lol

I am not looking for tadpoles LOL - just watched too many 'carry on' films as a kid with tongue in cheek humour '

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Time to restore some order

Here are a couple of artistically challenged sofa's

 

[LoneKiller]

These three images usually get one of 2 reactions:

1. These are ********. They're Photoshopped!
2. WOW!

A long time ago, I tested them in "PSKiller" and there was no indication of image manipulation. I could prove it, but I can't back to the website to use the damn program. Many believe these images depict the face of Satan himself. Draw your own conclusions.

 

[LoneKiller]

This guy is a tad irate to the point of hilarity. Get a load of his avatar. LOL!


EDIT: I Removed The Link. It Might Be Corrupted Somehow. My Apologies.

 

[LoneKiller]

I've been playing "FF XIII"(PS3) for a little over a week now, and have been very angry with how hard gil is to come by at this stage in game. Creatures don't don't drop Gil in a traditional way, making it hard to rack up cash without selling items. I went to countless gaming sites for ways to get easy money, but none of the tips really helped.

Yesterday, I spent a little north of 9 hours CP grinding, and found an awesome way to rack up Gil and CP at an awesome speed! Killing 2 birds with one stone! I'm going to go out on a limb and dare anyone to find a faster way to earn both at the same time at this stage of your quest. Here it is:

CHAPTER: 9
LOCATION: The Palamecia- Crew Corridors
DECK: Aggression
Tireless Change
Scouting Party
Relentless Assault

From the Save Point, walk down the long corridor where you will run into 3 sets of soldiers. After battle they drop "Credit Chips" and "Incentive Chips". The Credit chips sell for 500 gil, and the Incentive chips for 2500 gil. Average CP: Roughly 500-600 per fight.

Scoring 3 or more stars after each battle will give you what I estimated to be around a 90% chance of receiving these items. 5 stars increases the chances of receiving "Incentive Chips". I racked up almost 600,000 gil within a matter of hours! What's even cooler is this area allows you to upgrade your weapons faster, making the battles shorter as you power up.

To re-spawn the 3 sets of soldiers, just leave the corridor the way you came in past the save point and around the corner which leads back outside were you will see the flying soldiers. You don't have to approach them. Just until you see them, then head back in, save, and repeat until you reach your desired amount.

Hope this helps!

 

[LoneKiller]

HE LOOKS HIGH IN THIS PICTURE!

http://www.viceland.com/blogs/uk-photos/files/2011/05/btwep.jpg


ACCURATE LOVE LETTER WRITTEN BY SIX YEAR OLD

http://www.collegehumor.com/picture/6828040/accurate-love-letter-written-by-6-year-old


DUCKY!

http://media.threadless.com/imgs/products/2736/636x460design_01.jpg


ZOMBIE SURVIVAL QUIZ

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/425802


REALLY BAD JOKES

http://www.rinkworks.com/jokes/


50 REASONS WHY THE WORLD IS ENDING

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/50-reaons-why-the-world-is-definitely-ending


AUTOMATIC COMPLAINT GENERATOR

http://www.pakin.org/complaint/


DRUNKEST GUY EVER GOES FOR MORE BEER

http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/video/1tuv6T


REALLY COOL WAY TO PICK UP CHICKS

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/1f307e51a7/really-cool-way-to-pick-up-chicks-from-tusinde


SPACE INVADERS 101

http://www.threadless.com/product/1693/zoom.gif


25 PICTURES JUST TO SHARE SMILE

http://www.fullpunch.com/funny-photos/25-pictures-just-to-share-smile.html/


25 IMAGES THAT CANNOT BE UNSEEN

http://www.smosh.com/smosh-pit/photos/22-images-can-not-be-unseen


PROFOUND SAYINGS FROM A WISE MAN (HILARIOUS)

http://my.opera.com/Mooloolababoy/blog/2006/11/18/profound-sayings-from-a-wise-man


TAX DOLLARS AT WORK

http://www.viceland.com/int/dos_donts/1261/main.jpg?44


WTF!?

http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6259607/4-yahoo-answers-to-questions-that-shouldnt-be-asked


7 ITEMS THAT YOU WON'T BELIEVE ARE ACTUALLY LEGAL

http://www.cracked.com/article_17016_7-items-you-wont-believe-are-actually-legal.html


PATIENT CHARTS

http://www.rinkworks.com/said/patients.shtml


ACCIDENT REPORTS

http://www.rinkworks.com/said/insurance.shtml


CEILING FAN TRICK KNOCKDOWN

http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/video/1MTCcR


TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE IN 30 SECONDS RE-ENACTED BY BUNNIES

http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/video/1MTCcR


14 RIDICULOUS FREEZE-FRAMES

http://www.funnyordie.com/slideshows/0e08bbcd23/more-ridiculous-and-context-free-freeze-frames


SOLID PARENTING SKILLS

http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/category/pics/page/91/


9 MOST DEVASTATING INSULTS FROM AROUND THE WORLD

http://www.cracked.com/article_16275_the-9-most-devastating-insults-from-around-world_p2.html


MOST CRINGEWORTHY FAILS OF THE WEEK

http://www.andpop.com/2012/12/07/most-cringeworthy-fails-of-the-week/


THE DIALECTIZER

http://rinkworks.com/dialect/


TOP 100 APRIL FOOL'S DAY HOAXES OF ALL TIME

http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/aprilfool/


???

http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/files/2011/08/dancers-ranch-RU.jpg


CRUEL ELEVATOR PRANK USING A COFFIN

http://www.andpop.com/2012/12/08/cruel-elevator-prank-featuring-a-coffin/


THE MAGIC GREEN HAT

http://www.funnyordie.com/articles/4af32e8dad/magic-green-hat


KEVIN GARNETT TELLS CRAIG SAGER TO BURN HIS CLOTHES

http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/video/2lqXS6


COMPUTER STUPIDITIES

http://www.rinkworks.com/stupid/cs_paranoia.shtml


GI HAMPSTER

http://www.lunatic.no/tihi.jpg


TALKING A TODDLER OFF A LEDGE

http://www.andpop.com/2012/12/07/talking-a-toddler-off-a-ledge/


DOG OWNER REALLY LOVES HIS DOG

http://www.collegehumor.com/picture/6625291/dog-owner-really-loves-his-dog


SIGN SPOTTING

http://www.signspotting.com/


ANGRY GAMER COMPILATION

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[LoneKiller]

Who needs nukes, bio weapons, tanks, and heat seeking missiles? I've got some alternatives that are much worse. See what ones you can come up with. I'll begin.


1. "Itchy Bomb": Upon impact, anyone within 5 miles suddenly breaks out with extremely itchy blisters all over their body.

2. "Achy Breaky Heart Disc Of Destruction": Designed to drive the enemy insane from listening to this song on "Repeat" 24/7 causing massive migraines and dysentery. Thus incapacitating the foe.

3. "Nectar Of Doom": A fruity flavored beverage containing chemicals which causes the bladder become swelled and explode. Liquid is in cans that are disguised as a can of Red Bull for mass distribution and deceptive purposes.

4. "Jumanji Trumpet": Summons billions of Pigeons to swarm and crap all over the adversary's tanks and anti-missile weapons and through extreme acidity, disintegrates the target in a matter of minutes.

5. "Denis Leary Lighter Disaster Chip": Upon the enemy lighting a cigarette, a toxic gas is inhaled into the lungs causing extreme nausea that results in 5 straight hours of vomiting and more extreme hangover symptoms.

Care to add any?

 

[Lost Drifter]

Conformity – forcing people to wear the same clothes as they sit in the same seat next to the same people talking about the same things while they do the same job on the same days for the rest of their (same) lives.

 

[JasonM]

Conformity – forcing people to wear the same clothes as they sit in the same seat next to the same people talking about the same things while they do the same job on the same days for the rest of their (same) lives.

You know what I think is insulting? I use to have a 'suit n tie' job where every once in a while they would have Hawaiian shirt day. Really!?! One day of wearing a shirt that you could hide vomit on makes up for the noose I wear the rest of the year? :club:

 

[EveWasFramed]

2. "Achy Breaky Heart Disc Of Destruction": Designed to drive the enemy insane from listening to this song on "Repeat" 24/7 causing massive migraines and dysentery. Thus incapacitating the foe.

This one is WIN.

 

[Lonely in BC]

My ex-wife. Give that crazy Hungarian a couple of Rum n' Coke and be prepared to run away.

Very Far.

Very Fast.

 

[DudeIAm]

My ex-wife. Give that crazy Hungarian a couple of Rum n' Coke and be prepared to run away.

Very Far.

Very Fast.

Speaking of rum, last time I had spiced rum, I had a fight with a telephone pole. Never touched the stuff since.

Eating McDonalds is pretty good weapon of mass destruction. Eat their food and an hour later, your intestines almost explode.

 

[LoneKiller]

My ex-wife. Give that crazy Hungarian a couple of Rum n' Coke and be prepared to run away.

Very Far.

Very Fast.

lol

 

[Sci-Fi]

Listening to Friday by Rebecca Black on an endless loop.

 

[Badjedidude]

For the sake of humor, I've decided to show one by one that these alternatives wouldn't actually be effective in a wartime scenario.

1. "Itchy Bomb": Upon impact, anyone within 5 miles suddenly breaks out with extremely itchy blisters all over their body.

Chemical warfare. Illegal under Geneva Conventions.

2. "Achy Breaky Heart Disc Of Destruction": Designed to drive the enemy insane from listening to this song on "Repeat" 24/7 causing massive migraines and dysentery. Thus incapacitating the foe.

Psychological warfare. To be effective, requires world's biggest amp/sound array. Which in turn would requite major military commitment to protect said array. At that point, you might as well just invade the enemy's country and forget the PSYOPS altogether.

3. "Nectar Of Doom": A fruity flavored beverage containing chemicals which causes the bladder become swelled and explode. Liquid is in cans that are disguised as a can of Red Bull for mass distribution and deceptive purposes.

Chemical warfare. See number 1. Also, would we have to tailor each beverage to suit the particular theater of combat operations? Say... vodka flavor for the Russian Federation? Sweet 'n' sour for China?

4. "Jumanji Trumpet": Summons billions of Pigeons to swarm and crap all over the adversary's tanks and anti-missile weapons and through extreme acidity, disintegrates the target in a matter of minutes.

Genetically advanced/altered animals. Very difficult to actually put into practice. In reality, the pigeons would most likely ****-bomb your own equipment as well. Because they're ******* pigeons.

5. "Denis Leary Lighter Disaster Chip": Upon the enemy lighting a cigarette, a toxic gas is inhaled into the lungs causing extreme nausea that results in 5 straight hours of vomiting and more extreme hangover symptoms.

Chemical warfare. See number 1. Also, some people smoke for fun and not for war.

Conformity – forcing people to wear the same clothes as they sit in the same seat next to the same people talking about the same things while they do the same job on the same days for the rest of their (same) lives.

Not a weapon. Already a mind-numbing actuality for many.

My ex-wife. Give that crazy Hungarian a couple of Rum n' Coke and be prepared to run away.

Suicide attack? Human experimentation. Illegal under international law; possibly classified as terrorism. If she's sexually active, it could also backfire and just be the most awesome day ever for the enemy troops.

Eating McDonalds is pretty good weapon of mass destruction. Eat their food and an hour later, your intestines almost explode.

Not a weapon. Daily life in America.

Listening to Friday by Rebecca Black on an endless loop.

See number 2.

But probably the most frightening of all of these suggestions.

 

[LoneKiller]

For the sake of humor, I've decided to show one by one that these alternatives wouldn't actually be effective in a wartime scenario.

1. "Itchy Bomb": Upon impact, anyone within 5 miles suddenly breaks out with extremely itchy blisters all over their body.

Chemical warfare. Illegal under Geneva Conventions.

2. "Achy Breaky Heart Disc Of Destruction": Designed to drive the enemy insane from listening to this song on "Repeat" 24/7 causing massive migraines and dysentery. Thus incapacitating the foe.

Psychological warfare. To be effective, requires world's biggest amp/sound array. Which in turn would requite major military commitment to protect said array. At that point, you might as well just invade the enemy's country and forget the PSYOPS altogether.

3. "Nectar Of Doom": A fruity flavored beverage containing chemicals which causes the bladder become swelled and explode. Liquid is in cans that are disguised as a can of Red Bull for mass distribution and deceptive purposes.

Chemical warfare. See number 1. Also, would we have to tailor each beverage to suit the particular theater of combat operations? Say... vodka flavor for the Russian Federation? Sweet 'n' sour for China?

4. "Jumanji Trumpet": Summons billions of Pigeons to swarm and crap all over the adversary's tanks and anti-missile weapons and through extreme acidity, disintegrates the target in a matter of minutes.

Genetically advanced/altered animals. Very difficult to actually put into practice. In reality, the pigeons would most likely ****-bomb your own equipment as well. Because they're ******* pigeons.

5. "Denis Leary Lighter Disaster Chip": Upon the enemy lighting a cigarette, a toxic gas is inhaled into the lungs causing extreme nausea that results in 5 straight hours of vomiting and more extreme hangover symptoms.

Chemical warfare. See number 1. Also, some people smoke for fun and not for war.

Conformity – forcing people to wear the same clothes as they sit in the same seat next to the same people talking about the same things while they do the same job on the same days for the rest of their (same) lives.

Not a weapon. Already a mind-numbing actuality for many.

My ex-wife. Give that crazy Hungarian a couple of Rum n' Coke and be prepared to run away.

Suicide attack? Human experimentation. Illegal under international law; possibly classified as terrorism. If she's sexually active, it could also backfire and just be the most awesome day ever for the enemy troops.

Eating McDonalds is pretty good weapon of mass destruction. Eat their food and an hour later, your intestines almost explode.

Not a weapon. Daily life in America.

Listening to Friday by Rebecca Black on an endless loop.

See number 2.

But probably the most frightening of all of these suggestions.

OK General Patton, how about water balloons?

 

[EveWasFramed]

lmao

 

[Lonely in BC]

For the sake of humor, I've decided to show one by one that these alternatives wouldn't actually be effective in a wartime scenario.

1. "Itchy Bomb": Upon impact, anyone within 5 miles suddenly breaks out with extremely itchy blisters all over their body.

Chemical warfare. Illegal under Geneva Conventions.

2. "Achy Breaky Heart Disc Of Destruction": Designed to drive the enemy insane from listening to this song on "Repeat" 24/7 causing massive migraines and dysentery. Thus incapacitating the foe.

Psychological warfare. To be effective, requires world's biggest amp/sound array. Which in turn would requite major military commitment to protect said array. At that point, you might as well just invade the enemy's country and forget the PSYOPS altogether.

3. "Nectar Of Doom": A fruity flavored beverage containing chemicals which causes the bladder become swelled and explode. Liquid is in cans that are disguised as a can of Red Bull for mass distribution and deceptive purposes.

Chemical warfare. See number 1. Also, would we have to tailor each beverage to suit the particular theater of combat operations? Say... vodka flavor for the Russian Federation? Sweet 'n' sour for China?

4. "Jumanji Trumpet": Summons billions of Pigeons to swarm and crap all over the adversary's tanks and anti-missile weapons and through extreme acidity, disintegrates the target in a matter of minutes.

Genetically advanced/altered animals. Very difficult to actually put into practice. In reality, the pigeons would most likely ****-bomb your own equipment as well. Because they're ******* pigeons.

5. "Denis Leary Lighter Disaster Chip": Upon the enemy lighting a cigarette, a toxic gas is inhaled into the lungs causing extreme nausea that results in 5 straight hours of vomiting and more extreme hangover symptoms.

Chemical warfare. See number 1. Also, some people smoke for fun and not for war.

Conformity – forcing people to wear the same clothes as they sit in the same seat next to the same people talking about the same things while they do the same job on the same days for the rest of their (same) lives.

Not a weapon. Already a mind-numbing actuality for many.

My ex-wife. Give that crazy Hungarian a couple of Rum n' Coke and be prepared to run away.

Suicide attack? Human experimentation. Illegal under international law; possibly classified as terrorism. If she's sexually active, it could also backfire and just be the most awesome day ever for the enemy troops.

Eating McDonalds is pretty good weapon of mass destruction. Eat their food and an hour later, your intestines almost explode.

Not a weapon. Daily life in America.

Listening to Friday by Rebecca Black on an endless loop.

See number 2.

But probably the most frightening of all of these suggestions.

When the day comes for me to run my own little dictatorship you are so going to be my advisor Badjedidude.

I'd say let's start next weekend but I hafta work- call my people so we can arrange lunch and make an action plan.

 

[Badjedidude]

I'd say let's start next weekend but I hafta work- call my people so we can arrange lunch and make an action plan.

Ahhh, plotting coups over brunch. My favorite pastime.

 

[Wessik]

Bah! All of you are forgetting that there are weapons far greater than we have mentioned here! Indeed, there are places in the world where you can literally power down the internet with a pair of wire cutters. Or, if you're desperate, you can use your teeth.

The zombie apocalypse would be upon us in less than twenty-four hours. D: