Confess and Punish

[Phaedron]

Punish the poster above you, and then confess something of your own. Can be something big or very small. The punishments should be creative, it doesn't need to fit what was confessed, but is a response to what was confessed. Of course you don't have to actually do the thing punished, it's just fun to consider. A punishment might be something like "I sentence you to do 100 situps" and if you make that more creative "outside, while wearing a..." etc

Since I have no one to punish, I punish everyone reading this with having to play the game...


I confess I squashed a bug today...

 

[EveWasFramed]

Im sorry. I can't punish you for that. I HATE bugs. I'll give you a medal, lol.

 

[theraab]

You can't give him a medal for that, for that I drop a thousand hairy spiders on you.
I confess that I shoved a blind nun down a flight of stairs today

 

[Veilside05]

For that, I will dig out your eyes.

I confess that I did not make any donation to the handicapped association as I passed by yesterday.

 

[LoneKiller]

I will hang you for that.
I confess that I bribed a police officer yesterday.

 

[theraab]

For that you well beaten with a sack of soup cans (but 50 bucks and I'll let it slide)

I confess to kicking a fluffy little kitten

 

[Phaedron]

For that, you will take the kittens place in a Shroedinger cat experiement, where there is a machine that attempts to kill the cat at an unknown time.

I confess that I squashed 1000 hairy spiders. It took all night... I wonder where they came from.

 

[EveWasFramed]

*awards another medal and flees the thread*

 

[theraab]

Phaedron -for squashing those 1000 hairy spiders I punish you by tying you up with a swinging axe dangling over you...I will stop the axe if you tell me where Eve went...I can't find her anywhere.

I confess that I dropped a bunny in a blender, and then turned the blender on to "Pulse"

 

[whispers]

For that i will put you in a hot sauna for 48 hours and then throw you in a ice house for another 48h.

I confess i play chicken with other cars while driving at night

 

[theraab]

For that I will put you in the passenger seat of someone else playing chicken at night, with no headlights on for one week straight.

I confess to kidnapping a princess and keeping her in the tower within my evil fortress.

 

[Phaedron]

Phaedron -for squashing those 1000 hairy spiders I punish you by tying you up with a swinging axe dangling over you...I will stop the axe if you tell me where Eve went...I can't find her anywhere.

She's hiding in the tower of an evil fortress disguised as a princess...
As punishment I've given her the access codes and moved your bed chamber to the snake pit.

I confess that I went overboard in the "what grosses you out" thread.

 

[theraab]

^My bed chamber always has been a snake pit

I agree that you went overboard on the "what grosses you out", as punishment, you will be spoonfed mayonnaise while chained in a dirty bathroom as a stranger gives you various body piercings with a (presumably dirty) needle. and scrapple, lots of old scrapple.

I confess to stealing a calculator from a library when I was 12.

 

[EveWasFramed]

Now I feel like changing my name to Rapunzel. *hides*

 

[theraab]

EVE! EVE! Where did she go... Okay whoever finds Eve will get a pass on their punishment..In fact, Eve will get twice the punishment for your confession that you would have gotten.

I confess that I killed a fly today.

 

[EveWasFramed]

OK. I found me. No punishment for Eve!!

But....you get wet spaghetti noodles dumped in your hair as punishment.

 

[theraab]

Well, I guess you get double no punishment (lucky it was you who found you)

I confess that I punched a baby koala in its furry ******' face.

 

[LoneKiller]

For that I shall throw you into a pit of rabid kangaroos.

Today I confess to spoiling my lunch by eating a pack of Aero bars.

 

[Phaedron]

You're punishment for that is :club:

I confess that the real me is hiding, and I have been using clones in this thread. So long as my cloning machine is in tact, no one will ever find the real me.

 

[theraab]

As punishment for that I destroy your cloning machine (you shouldn't have left it sitting out anyway)

I confess that I like to dress hobbits up in Snuggle Bear costumes and then hit them in the belly with a baseball bat.