Constipated is sexy because it demonstrates that a potential mate needs to be fed copious amounts of dietary fiber, thus acivating ones primal instincts.
I like the idea of being able to outsource my cleaning to someone else. However, I'm not sure whether the time saved on cleaning would outweigh the added responsibility of making sure this baby doesn't die. Also, it depends on whether I'd be able to "rent-a-baby" for this and if so, would the rates be that much cheaper than a traditional cleaning service. If I could only do this with a baby I birthed biologically, then no thanks.
Do you like making simple questions more complicated than they need to be?