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[Arnie]

I never, ever wanna see that mental image again in my lifetime!

______ and don't ______ try not to _______

 

[Jilted John]

Harder!harder! and don't you dare try not to enjoy double bassoon practice!




My____ is really sore after_____ that long!

 

[Yellow Eyes]

Harder!harder! and don't you dare try not to enjoy double bassoon practice!




My____ is really sore after_____ that long!

My bottom is really sore after wearing laced thong that long!




__________makes me __________ and therefore I ____________ a lot.

 

[Jilted John]

the thought of thongs on old lady's makes me want to throw up,and therefore I try not to think about it a lot!



I wish I hadn't_______for that long or_______the kitchen!

 

[WishingWell]

I wish I hadn't been on the computer for so long or I could have cleaned the kitchen.


I hope that some day I will__________________because I think it's a good idea to _____________.

 

[peterjack]

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[freedom]

I hope that some day I will SEE THE DOCTOR because I think it's a good idea to GET THAT CRACKING NOISE CHECKED OUT.

Show me your _________, but not your _________.

GO!

 

[Badjedidude]

Show me your BALLS, but not your BALLSACK.



One can only find peace in _______ and ________.

 

[Jilted John]

One can only find peace in sleep and then some ******* wakes you up!


I really should______ then maybe I could______again!

 

[condemnedsoul666]

I really should get out then maybe I could be social again!


I want to ______ you all____ anywhere!

 

[Jilted John]

I want to make love to you all(girlies only of course)and then just crash anywhere!


If ______were______then______

 

[VideoVidiVisum]

If my pie was cake then maybe I wouldn't be sitting here wishing it were tastier because then it would already be amazingly delicious!

Could ______ forever ______ indeed ______ gentleman.

 

[Jilted John]

Could you hold my clothes for me,and I would be indeed forever grateful,kind gentleman.

 

[Blue Bob]

I'm giving this game a go.

Do ______ and don't ______ try to _______.

 

[zero]

Do your best and don`t try to find excuses.

Whenever__________ be_____________ I___________ enthusiasm_____________ out.

 

[Minus]

Whenever it may be, maybe I can develop some enthusiasm before i pass out.

The _____ found ______ in ______.

 

[zero]

The lost kitten was found last week in the basement.

I ________ best _________you _________bad.

 

[Blue Bob]

I am at my best when you are being really bad.

Try _______ too _______ more.

 

[Minus]

Try not too breathe any more.

Too many ____ will ____ the ____.

 

[Surcruxum]

Too many people will survive the apocalypse >_<

I ____ you ____ only____ able to ____ , After all, you are____