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[Blue Bob]

When the story broke, it was too late-breaking news worthy to pass up, but it had already been debunked.

That ______ to ______ ok.

 

[Meaw]

That quickly went from completely illegal to ok.

______ made me ______ eventhough ______ would have ______...

 

[Somnambulist]

The muggers' punches made me dizzy and unresponsive even though I would have liked to crack their skulls open with my fists.

___ spiders ___ mouth.

 

[Meaw]

Well, spiders use to be tiny, but this one was so big I thought I could see its mouth.

Only after _____, all the _____ really learned to appreciate _____.

 

[Blue Bob]

Only after long contemplation, all the pieces fell into place and Ed really learned to appreciate contemplating.

Please remind ________ without thinking _______.

 

[Meaw]

Please remind me that diablerizing a kindred without thinking of the fact that it is a Malkavian is a bad idea... hehehehe....

Many had told the minister _______ would most likely get it fired. The minister instead _____.

 

[Blue Bob]

Many had told the minister that preaching in the nude would most likely get it fired. The minister instead wore shoes and a hat.

The next time I try __________ I'll be sure to _________ instead of __________ .

 

[Danielle]

The next time I try Sushi I'll be sure to cook it instead of eating it raw .

If I ever decide to ______, please be sure to remind me that______-.

 

[Cooljohn]

If I ever decide to kill myself, please be sure to remind met that my next life might be that of a naked mole rat.

________ isn’t as much fun as _________, but it sure does feel better.

 

[Blue Bob]

Sunbathing isn’t as much fun as belly flopping, but it sure does feel better.

Take your time __________ because you never ___________.

 

[Blue Bob]

Take your time eating ice cream because you never know when you'll get to eat it again.

If it doesn't _________ I think _________.

 

[Finished]

If it doesn't feel tight I think it's not right. Ha! ha!

People believe ____________ yet they are so totally ____________.

 

[Blue Bob]

People believe what they want yet they are so totally gullible they’ll believe most anything.

Let's just ________ and have _________.

 

[Finished]

Let's just drink and have fun.

The best _______________ are the ones with the biggest _________________ .

 

[Blue Bob]

The best waitresses are the ones with the biggest tips. : )

People are __________ when you’re a __________.

 

[Finished]

People are mean when you're a honest person with them.

Sometimes driving ______________ can be _____________.

 

[Blue Bob]

Sometimes driving in bad weather can be a lot of fun.

Try _________ you _________.

 

[Finished]

Try being nice to strangers because you might find someone you'll like.

Happy ____________ like to _____________ .

 

[Blue Bob]

Happy go lucky is how I’d like to be.

Don’t even __________ without _________.

 

[Finished]

Dont even try to talk to me without showing me your goods.

Today is __________ and tomorrow is _____________.