Alma once starred alongside Arnold Schwarzenegger in one of his most famous action movies, but her part was left on the cutting room floor after focus groups thought she stole the show.
Contrary to popular belief, Alma has not lost her spoon. It's all part of a cunning ploy to keep us busy looking while she leads a war band to take over the forum.
unbeknownst to his friends, user 130057 has a sick obsession of dressing up like a killer clown terrorizing his neighborhood at nightfall dragging an axe and a sledge hammer...
Contrary to popular belief, Alma is not, in fact, tattooed. That's a rare and communicable skin infection and the NHS has been hunting her for many months.