Game - Spread a rumor about the person above

[Jessicat]

Wouldn’t mind kissing some puppies. 
Who’s a cute puppy! Yes you are!

Joturbo plans on causing gory deaths today.
Watch out trees! If they had feet they would pick up their skirts and make a run for it.

 

[Joturbo]

Jessicat is confused about what type of puppies she's wanting to play with because they wearing fur coats in Toronto and is going to Google when time

 

[user 150037]

Joturbo hopes to one day build a giant bot that resembles Underdog - it will shoot lasers out of its eyes and stomp cars beneath its feet - meanwhile Joturbo will be stood on its shoulder - laughing as he crushes the city below.

 

[Joturbo]

Hewho is upset.He's had to curtail his hobby of driving round the 130 roundabouts in Milton.Joturbo has instructed im to explain to Jessicat that messing with big puppies in Toronto is a mistake especially bad guys mates sisters ones and Bad Guy knows how hard they are too find.

 

[Jessicat]

My innocent and angelic demeanor have fooled Joturbo right where I want him.

Little does he know he’s inches away from a big scissor trap.

 

[BadGuy]

Joturbo missed Jessi's scissor trap because he was busy trying to soak up jet fuel on the 401 for his turbo

Jessi is now sharpening her scissors with daggars in her eyes

 

[Jessicat]

BadGuy knows all to well what those scissors can do. 
His paw never recovered after his last run in with my expert bear trap.

 

[user 150037]

Bear traps are Jessicat's favorite method of trapping the people she has been hired to kill.

 

[BadGuy]

Hewho doesnt walk ...he runs everywhere

 

[user 150037]

BadGuy is the latest Dracula.

 

[Hazed]

Lonewolf is a hermit.

 

[Joturbo]

Hazed is a Duran Duran fan

 

[BadGuy]

Joturbo is trying to steal the princess's wheels

 

[user 150037]

Check out the avatar: that is what BadGuy actually looks like.

 

[BadGuy]

Yep and i am under your bed waiting LOL

Hewho howls at the moon

 

[Joturbo]

Bad guy has his load well strapped up but is upset cause es lost his special ice trucking DVD episode 52..the one where the blonde nearly runs out of diesel and can't work her new Sat nav...it's so exciting..keep on truck in...

 

[BadGuy]

Joturbo is sad because my MC has a bigger motor than his car

 

[Joturbo]

Bad Guy is sad because his MC eats my MC's dust on highway 401

 

[user 150037]

Joturbo suffers from sleep paralysis, and often sees scary little girls stalking towards his bed.

 

[Danielle]

He who spells his name backwards daily