Game - Spread a rumor about the person above

[Joturbo]

Hewhowalksalone is a good man

He knows Joturbo has eaten nearly 16000 weetabix since the age of 8 but kept it quiet .....
..till now....

 

[BadGuy]

Joturbo got so excited about hearing Weatabix he forgot to post

 

[Jessicat]

BadGuy has taken it upon himself to train my dogs of war. 
*evil laugh*

 

[BadGuy]

Little does Jessi know
They will be trained to bowl her over and lick her face

I heard Jessi will pee her pants laughing everytime it happens
Hard to take over the world with wet pants

 

[user 150037]

BadGuy is plotting for world domination. With his pack of trained dogs, who are well fed on a daily basis with the meat of those who have wronged him.

 

[Jessicat]

Hewhowalksalone is a wet pants collector. He bags them and makes sure it’s sealed air tight.

 

[Joturbo]

Failed 52 year old knobbly kneed Northampton wet pants internet enthusiast Jessigeezer is upset.Kidnapping roundabout hobbyist Hewho and 13" curved Bad Guy was a mistake.Ideas of world domination by restricting happy lady limited addition personal toys because of the flood of women hating men really needed brains

But even after wet y -front torture breakfast cereal and 13" chip shaped appliances just are not cutting the mustard.

 

[BadGuy]

I heard Joturbo walks around with BBQ tongs at all time just in case he encounters wet pants

 

[Joturbo]

Bad Guy has a moose on the loose in his back garden

 

[Danielle]

Word on the street says that Joturbo out walking the streets at night collecting wet pants..

 

[Joturbo]

Fact is Danielle was the leader of a girl gang at school.You could see them coming cause they all wore Jesus sandals and orange socks..so cool man

 

[Danielle]

Hahhaahahahaha!!!

Joturbo wishes he was part of the all girl gang I led at school!

 

[Joturbo]

Hahhaahahahaha!!!  

Joturbo wishes he was part of the all girl gang I led at school!

Dammnn right

Danielle was so naughty at school that she used to flick teachers ears .

 

[Jessicat]

Failed 52 year old knobbly kneed Northampton wet pants internet enthusiast Jessigeezer is upset.Kidnapping roundabout hobbyist Hewho and 13" curved Bad Guy was a mistake.Ideas of world domination by restricting happy lady limited addition personal toys because of the flood of women hating men really needed brains

But even after wet y -front torture breakfast cereal and 13" chip shaped appliances just are not cutting the mustard.

Can even count how many times I have LOL from one of your posts. 
Great work.


Joturbe doesn’t really exist, he is a hand puppet that Danielle likes to put on once in a while.

 

[Joturbo]

Failed 52 year old knobbly kneed Northampton wet pants internet enthusiast Jessigeezer is upset.Kidnapping roundabout hobbyist Hewho and 13" curved Bad Guy was a mistake.Ideas of world domination by restricting happy lady limited addition personal toys because of the flood of women hating men really needed brains

But even after wet y -front torture breakfast cereal and 13" chip shaped appliances just are not cutting the mustard.

Can even count how many times I have LOL from one of your posts. 
Great work.


Joturbe doesn’t really exist, he is a hand puppet that Danielle likes to put on once in a while.

Ahh thx Jessie

Rumour has it they broke the mould when they made Jessiecat...but just think how amazing if we had two....

 

[Jessicat]

Aww.. That’s so sweet! 
You really know how to butter me up don’t you.

Joturbo got his mad butter skills from his time served as 007.

 

[Joturbo]

Had to Google that...grovel..ingratiate...I prefer flatter but was just trying to be nice.oh well

Jessicat lost the world championship dominatrix finals to a little grandma from Iceland.

 

[user 150037]

Joturbo has Sasquatch chained up in his basement - every now and again Sasquatch would escape and terrorize the neighborhood - forcing Joturbo to rally a group of his friends together with stun rifles - all the while concealing any evidence of its existence from the public. Anybody who witnesses the rampage gets neuralized 'Men in Black' style.

 

[Danielle]

Hewho thinks all people should just shut up and dance

 

[BadGuy]

Shorty D brushes her pigs teeth