Game - Spread a rumor about the person above

[Danielle]

joturbo bites his toenails

 

[Joturbo]

Danielle having spent all the family savings on her throbbing..red.....monster (see below) hidden in the garage has persuaded her devoted other half that..

If they paint the whole flat submarine yellow and sky blue and buy two cheap deckchairs and wallmart sun cream that a tiring beach holiday with a toddler won't be necessary as they can spend the whole summer in the flat.



Ducati....

 

[user 150037]

Joturbo is a womanizing billionaire living in a beach house in Miami.

 

[Joturbo]

Hewho has been planted in the games section by the Mods because they can't be arsed to check if any Banning behaviour is going on.t

 

[Serenity1]

Joturbo is the name of a green gummy bear, in the Haribo candy packet..

 

[user 150037]

Serenity is a spaceship driven by Malcolm Reynolds.

 

[Danielle]

Hewho can set fire to anything with his eyes

 

[user 150037]

Danielle once drove a tank across a city. Cos she likes to crush things.

 

[Joturbo]

Hewho when he's feeling a bit dangerous likes his weetabix with warm milk...he likes the mushy consistency of it but never more than 12.

 

[user 150037]

Joturbo suffers from nightmares involving giant Weetabix chasing him.

 

[Joturbo]

Lol

Hewho being the director of the next Alien film has insisted on a breakfast scene that the rest of the crew think is pants.

He's cast himself as the new John Hurt eating a bowl offfffffff......weetabix when suddenly a Predator erupts from his tummy and runs off with his bowl of weetabix.

 

[user 150037]

Joturbo has a secret lair on the moon where he is working on perfecting a laser - once he has built it, he will hold the world ransom for one hundred billion dollars.

 

[Joturbo]

Hewho is upset.Having seen the vid of the Wallmart luxury bunkers he has decided in case the brexit riots take off to start digging a hole/bunker in his garden.

Now what provisions..ofc..So he sets of for the kitchen but to his dismay can only find fruit loops and frosties ..not a good start to the day

 

[BadGuy]

Joturbo sniffs Nitro because his turbo whines to much

 

[Jessicat]

BadGuy isn’t bad at all.
He really is a Carebear that keep trucking on in pursuit of more honey.

 

[BadGuy]

Jessicat wears a cheerleader uniform EVERYWHERE

 

[Jessicat]

BadGuy is a member of a mean ass biker club.
He’s trying to become president but in order to achieve that he has to pop someone. 
Who will it be..

 

[user 150037]

Jessi spent two years in Shanghai training to become a master swordfighter. Don't screw with this one, guys!

 

[Joturbo]

Hewho has got a job as an extra on the new Hunger Games film.But £100 a day doesn't alter the fact that where it's filmed in the wilds of Antartica they don't sell ..........

Weetabix minis so he's gone for the roadsweeper part in Eastenders instead.

 

[user 150037]

Joturbo has perfected time travel and plans on going back in time to organize Woodstock.