Hazed is a secret government agent who is actually on this forum to look for recruits. But knows that the prime target for assassination is amongst us, and is trying to figure out who it is.
Joturbo is currently working on perfecting cloning to build an undead army by siezing DNA from local cemeteries. With this army he shall bring down the government, invade Buckingham Palace, and become king of England. He is doing all of this so as he can earn the respect of his secret celebrity crush, who's name I will not mention. I'll give you all a hint - she's a bit of a cougar...
Hewho..was sacked from the council when the ridiculous planning application for a airport sized shopping centre in Milton Keynes was approved
...only six bored people ,super babe Ruth Wilson and one dog actually use it
Danielle once wrote a fan letter to a certain famous person asking if she could run away with them. Funny thing is, that famous person was a woman. And, to cut a long story short, she had one in return, and the two meet in secret once a month. I will speak no further about that subject...