Game - The most unbelievable lie

[bbm662]

50% of the posters before me were actually telling the truth

What part of unbelievable lie dont yall get?

 

[Mike Moose]

the part between the beginning and the end

the wheel was actually discovered by a spider called Ryan

 

[suckaG]

not only am I a wealthy and internationally celebrated media figure, I am also the modest owner of the milky way galaxy.

 

[edgecrusher]

im a robot from the future sent back in time... but i forgot my mission.

 

[Rammy]

They just wanted rid of you, never gave you a mission.

My dog speaks to me, his real name is dongo and he is actually my mother!

 

[Pasha Selim]

I do not believe you are a dog.

Meow!

 

[Rammy]

Last week I walked to the moon and back, I brought the American flag back as proof, then I walked back and got me one of those lunar rover things. Did 90 down the A1 and got stopped by police. I explained that the highway code doesn't apply to astronauts but was arrested and had my rover towed. Now i sit atop a speed camera, waiting for the motorist who owns my lunar rover to drive past, I'll know it's mine cos the flag on the roof doesn't blow. Oh and I think elvis gave birth to a man named Keith who sold me a kebab last night.

 

[Badjedidude]

I am a secret government artificial intelligence program specifically created to mimic the online action of a normal human being, roaming free online in an effort to test my functions as a possible future cyber-police system and interceptor of intelligence warfare infiltration/attack programs created by hostile nations seeking to dominate the world through the internet and information control.

 

[mintymint]

I read and fully understood that last post.

 

[Rammy]

I understood the post, but I couldn't read it.

 

[mintymint]

I don't speak English, I'm just really good at faking. Really good.

 

[Badjedidude]

Right now I am slaying a giant Zorgbeast on Rigon III.

 

[Spare]

I'm actually a very articulate caribou.

 

[Badjedidude]

^^^I believe Spare.

 

[Spare]

I'm not actually an articulate caribou. I'm an articulate musk ox.

 

[Pasha Selim]

I am an unknown brother of Michael Jackson

 

[Badjedidude]

I'm a Transformer. An Autobot, to be exact.

 

[freedom]

great success!

 

[mintymint]

I don't like minty things :O

 

[SherryGee]

i own 20 sets of most expensive cars ever on my drive at the moment