Game - The most unbelievable lie

[JAYtheMAGNIFICENT]

I can breathe underwater. On weekends. During the fall. In odd numbered years.

 

[Sean]

The cake is a lie >_>

 

[JAYtheMAGNIFICENT]

I'm the one who first coined the phrase, "Where's the beef?"

 

[SilentComfort]

I am 232 years old, i just age really slowly.

 

[grainofrice24]

I coined the phrase "coined the phrase"...I knew it didn't make any sense, but I bet my buddy a million dollars that it would catch on. As a result I live in a five-hundred-thousand dollar house and drive a hundred-thousand dollar car. The rest is tied up in chocolate and fireworks

 

[JAYtheMAGNIFICENT]

I am 20% polar bear

 

[grainofrice24]

I'm the other 80% polar bear

 

[JAYtheMAGNIFICENT]

I can recite the pledge of allegiance backwards in 6 languages, 2 of which I invented

 

[grainofrice24]

I ran as an Independent in the last US federal election where I received one vote...from Barack Obama.

 

[discolemonade]

A bought a box at an auction once for fifty cents. In it contained Hitler's mustache.

 

[PoWer2tHePeOpLE]

I once told a belligerantly drunken professional kickboxer that he couldn't beat a blindfolded girl scout without the help of his grandma.

 

[JAYtheMAGNIFICENT]

If you tickle me, my body produces orange juice

 

[discolemonade]

My father alwayd said, dishonor before death

 

[SherryGee]

i can eat 10 pens in one go!

 

[eris]

I once convinced someone that gravity is an illusion.

 

[grainofrice24]

I can communicate with fish...they asked me if I'd kill Aquaman for 1000 lbs of plankton and some gold they found on a sunken pirate ship.

 

[Danielle]

** Breaking News** a volcano is going to erupt in Tennessee.

 

[grainofrice24]

I discovered the lost continent of atlantis...I just didn't tell anyone because it's MINE!!

 

[JAYtheMAGNIFICENT]

I fell off of a 30 story building, and survived the fall by landing on a man named Peter who was eating a Caesar salad while on his way to the DMV

 

[Badjedidude]

I slaughtered forty terrorists last night.

With my pinky.