Game - The most unbelievable lie

[Dessa]

Lol what game.

I think I'm pregnant. By Floffy. SHE SAID SHE WAS A GIRL!

 

[ThatOneDude]

I'm pregnant by floffy too....and I'm a guy....

 

[Dessa]

^^ Floffy is one hell of a charmer.

I just saved a bunch of money by switching to Geico.

 

[ThatOneDude]

I was once force choked by James Earl Jones.

 

[Dessa]

Floffy may be related to me.

 

[ThatOneDude]

floffy is my cousin

 

[Dessa]

Clive is my cousin and he says hi.

 

[ThatOneDude]

Clive and floffy are the same person, and his/her mother and father are ladysphinx and badjedidude

 

[Dessa]

Badjedide is my uncle. And Clive/Floffy is a hermaphrodite.

 

[WishingWell]

I am 53, but if I close my eyes and snap my fingers, I turn 18 again. Too bad I can't remember what kids do when I am 18!

 

[ThatOneDude]

The real reason I'm here is because when I was 5 I kicked a kickball to the moon and all of my friends got tired waiting for it to come down with me.

I am 53, but if I close my eyes and snap my fingers, I turn 18 again. Too bad I can't remember what kids do when I am 18!

O.O Awesome. I wish I was 53

 

[ThatOneDude]

Me and SophiaGrace are trying to start our own Blackest Night. we tried to recruit a Sinestro Corps member, but they were too afraid to come out.

 

[WishingWell]

That One Dude,

I don't know if when you said you wish you were 53, you said it in jest...maybe you are very young. It isn't bad, someday you'll find out! If you are older and said it, we can't go back so enjoy the present. LOL!

 

[ThatOneDude]

That One Dude,

I don't know if when you said you wish you were 53, you said it in jest...maybe you are very young. It isn't bad, someday you'll find out! If you are older and said it, we can't go back so enjoy the present. LOL!

No, I was serious.

 

[Dessa]

Angelina Jolie adopted me but I got lost in a supermarket and my biological mom claimed me. FML.

 

[SherryGee]

i am famous singer and know as lady gaga, i come here and pretending to be normal person, not even one person guess who i am

 

[ThatOneDude]

I was gone for the last couple days because I got abducted by a cheese monster that wanted me to be it's child.

 

[Ladysphinx]

I'm the only person in the world that still has contact with Elvis Prestley. We chat everyday talking about the ppl on ALL.

 

[mintymint]

I had sex with Cleopatra. It was meh.

 

[freedom]

i can curl my own body weight... with my weiner.