Give the person above you a silly/funny super power/ability thread

[Bam111]

Ugh lol this sounds accurate I genuinely cannot swim.

You have the power to play music from your feet, but only during combat.

you have the power to turn people into candy, the down side is that your skin is pink and your body inflates like a balloon when you use the power.

 

[Bam111]

This would need to be me after eating all the pasta I shot from my wrists! LOLOL

You can emit a pheromone that attracts the opposite sex but only while you're pooping

you have the power to smell from miles and miles away, the downside is that your power specializes in picking up farts.

 

[Bam111]

Whenever you get angry, a scary looking club appears in your hand (May be projecting some of my dreams on you)

you have the power to swing across buildings and hit ppl with your magical guitar of truth, the downside to this is that you're afraid of heights so it takes you a while to get to where your needed

 

[user 188685]

sounds fun, I'll bite

When you sneeze, frogs fall from the sky

 

[Bam111]

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you have the power of a fairy princess; the downside is in order to keep your power you need to bathe in pixie sticks powder

 

[user 188685]

you have the power of a fairy princess; the downside is in order to keep your power you need to bathe in pixie sticks powder

 

[Bam111]

this game is amazing why doesn't anyone play it?

 

[user 188685]

you have the power of a fairy princess; the downside is in order to keep your power you need to bathe in pixie sticks powder

An anime for you Bam I know how you like those.

 

[user 188685]

this game is amazing why doesn't anyone play it?

You seen that one before Bam?

 

[Bam111]

You seen that one before Bam?

nope

 

[user 188685]

nope

It looks like a good one

 

[user 188685]

nope

 

[user 188685]

this game is amazing why doesn't anyone play it?

Dolphins I know how you love dolphins Bam

 

[user 8428]

Dolphins I know how you love dolphins Bam
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You have the power to always be hungry but you can only eat dolphins.

 

[Bam111]

You have the power to always be hungry but you can only eat dolphins.

you have the power to summon kitties, the problem is they are demon kitties that like to bite and scratch everything they see, and they are not potty trained...

 

[Bam111]

You have a bazooka that shoots out rocket propelled dildos lol

You sir have the power of a Kung fu Master (you specialize in monkey style), the downside is that your so obsessed with this art that your body took on the form of a monkey and your secret technique when your back is against the wall is slinging Poop at your opponents.



enjoy

 

[TheSkaFish]

@Bam111 gets super strength.

But it's on the condition that every time he enters a room, he has to slam open the door and yell "BAM!" as loud as possible, while making the "hang loose" hand sign

 

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@TheSkaFish gets the ability to fly, but only for 10 minutes at a time. (Cooldown every time you sleep for a few hours)