Guilty or not guilty game

[Pathfinder]

Guilty.

Have you ever taken dance lessons ?

 

[Wayfarer]

Not guilty.

Have you felt guilty about something you knew you had no part in? lol

 

[DarkSelene]

So guilty...


Have you ever laughed about something super disturbing/controversial?

 

[Bubblebeam]

All the time. Guilty.

Have you ever shaved your eyebrows?

 

[Danielle]

Not Guilty

Do you wish you could take a nap right now?

 

[BadGuy]

No

have you ever laughed so hard something you were eating or drinking came out your nose ?

 

[Somnambulist]

Guilty !

Have you ever pleasured yourself in an airplane bathroom ?

 

[Queenie]

Not guilty!

Have you ever shared gum with someone?

 

[Somnambulist]

Not guilty !

Have you ever felt so helpless in life, that you started crying, looked up to the heavens, and shouted out loud, "Help me ! Please help me !" ?

 

[Bubblebeam]

Guilty, though it's usually a mental shout.

Have you ever intentionally eaten a bug?

 

[Somnambulist]

Yuck, not guilty !

Have you ever felt like a colossal ***** for spending a whole hour/day prettying yourself for a date only to find that you've been stood up ?

 

[Queenie]

Not guilty, but close before.

Have you ever modeled?

 

[Somnambulist]

Not guilty, but I've been asked by several women if I'm a model and been told that I should consider modeling.

Have you ever derived sadistic pleasure out of mistreating a significant other ?

 

[Queenie]

Not guilty, but I think someone might have done that to me.

Have you ever stolen office supplies from your job?

 

[Somnambulist]

Guilty, but they wanted me to work from home, so   

Ever run out of toilet paper in a public bathroom ?

 

[Queenie]

Yes, and that afternoon was the worst.

Did you ever steal someone's fries while they weren't looking?

 

[Bubblebeam]

Lol no but now I have ideas. 

Ever fallen flat on your face in front of a crowd?

 

[Somnambulist]

Not guilty

Were you wearing heels when that happened to YOU ?

 

[Bubblebeam]

No thank God I was just a clutz. 

Ever yelled in your sleep scaring your partner out of their skin?

 

[Somnambulist]

YES !!! But it didn't scare her, it made her ROFLHAO.

Subsequent to being rejected by someone, do you ever fantasize about the (future) opportunity to reject someone yourself ?