Not guilty. But in the photo albums, I do have a picture of myself holding an alligator, too, but it was a baby and I didn't do it of my own free will. I was sort of intimidated into doing it. They did have the mouth tape shut though. The alligator is. Not mine.
Oh no! I don't think I could eat horse or kangaroo because all I would be able to do is picture the animal. My meat consumption is actually quite low and it might just stop one of these days. I lived a whole year without it at one point so obviously I don't need it to survive.
Not guilty. I'm not even going to use the excuse of age or a less than perfect spine because I really was never too athletic. Always walked and did exercises though.
Not guilty. It was a country School so I got a ride to school, but generally had to walk home. Dirt roads and gravel worlds weren't too easy to ride a bicycle on. It was a remote area.
Do you wish you were back in school and Young again?
Have you ever dinged someone's car while out shopping, with a shopping cart or your car door, saw actual damage and left, hoping that you'd not be spotted? No note just GTF outta there?