Hire the Person Above You

[AmytheTemperamental]

I hire Cavey to do a snow dance.

 

[kunapuy]

I hire amy to be my personal butler.
a cup of tea please?

 

[AmytheTemperamental]

I hire kunapuy to knock me out so I can sleep.

 

[ladyforsaken]

I hire Amy to sing for me.

 

[BadGuy]

I hire Lady to shovel my snow

 

[user 130057]

I hire BadGuy... to be a good guy.

 

[BadGuy]

Maybe I am ...lower expectations LOL

I would hire Cavey to walk my dog

 

[user 108508]

I would like to hire BadGuy to bring me BBQ.

 

[Danielle]

I would hire MissGuided to rub my back until I fall asleep.

 

[BadGuy]

I hire Danielle to pick up landmines that the dog left behind

 

[user 108508]

I would like to hire BadGuy to answer all of my work emails. All of the responses should simply read, "It's Nacho Day".

 

[BadGuy]

I would MG to hire me to respond to her emails ...I would be dehydrated from laughing to the point of tears

 

[Volt]

I'm hiring BadGuy to confine his badness.

 

[MisunderstoodVacancy]

I am hiring Volt to provide energy drinks

 

[user 108508]

I hire MisunderstoodVacancy to model the new nail polishes that I received today, so that I can make an informed decision on which to wear.

 

[MisunderstoodVacancy]

Well now I know what my dream career is...

I hire MssGuided to keep watch over the Sacred Cookies so that the children don eat too many

 

[user 108508]

Done and done. Those filthy ankle biters are greedy little suckers, anyway.

I would like to hire MisunderstoodVacancy to be my official Meatball Taster and Spaghetti Apprentice.

 

[MisunderstoodVacancy]

You are hiring me for the best jobs ever! Usually when I try to find freelance work as a spheghetti tester families just yell at me to get out of their house...

I hire MissGuided to ensure the cloning machine is up-to-code to ensure we don't run out of noodles

 

[user 108508]

^LOL, perfect.

I hire MisunderstoodVacancy to help me pull weeds in the garden today.

 

[AmytheTemperamental]

I hire MissGuided to deliver my weekly supplies of chocolate milk.