Hire the Person Above You

[Yukongirl]

I hire Meaw to shovel my driveway

 

[Meaw]

I hire Yukongirl to make snow angels in all piles of snow there will be afterwards!

 

[Somnambulist]

I hire Meaw the cat to keep my lonesome self company while I get trashed on the couch watching movies.

 

[Bubblebeam]

I hire Sommy to be my husbands personal health coach. 

 

[Somnambulist]

LOL ! I would love to do that ! I actually wanted to be a part-time fitness trainer before **** went all downhill, and had started studying for the exam.

I hire BubbleBeam to cut my hair via Skype. It's been four months now, and my hair looks hideous ... it's growing outwards from all sides.

 

[Meaw]

I hire Somnambulist for interesting philosophical discussions.

 

[Somnambulist]

^ Deal !

I hire Meaw to be my dance partner at an industrial music club !

 

[Meaw]

Double deal!

I hire Somnambulist to bring my soon overdue books to the library.

 

[Bubblebeam]

I hire Meaw to hold an umbrella above me while out in the sun. Oh, and my white kitty cat also needs one to protect his skin.  And if you could also hold a third one between your toes to keep my pepsi chilled. 

 

[Meaw]

(I will if I can have one myself too)

I hire Bubblebeam to tell my fridge to stop acting up.

 

[BadGuy]

I hire Meaw to just hang out like her cat self all day

 

[Meaw]

I hire BadGuy to stop that dog from eating the catfood again D:

 

[Pathfinder]

I hire Meaw to train my dogs to be more stealthy, graceful and catlike so that when they jump onto the sofa for affection it doesn't feel like one is being assaulted by a Wookie wanting a hug.

 

[Meaw]

(Yay!)

I hire Pathfinder as DJ, I want to hear some music now.

 

[user 108508]

I hire Meaw to write out my Christmas thank-you cards for me. Please be sure to use plenty of 'XOXO's.

 

[Joturbo]

I hire Misguided to teach me how to pitch curveballs

 

[user 139760]

I hire Joturbo to train me to hit said curveballs.

 

[Joturbo]

I hire Richard 39 to bath MisGuided pooch in a wetsuit

 

[user 108508]

^The curve ball isn't a problem. It's the changeup that will mess with your mind.

I hire Joturbo to chauffeur me to work in a turbo fashion, so I can avoid the silly traffic.

 

[Joturbo]

I hire Missguided to hire me a Bentley because nothing else will do m'lady