How would you respond if I.....

[ladyforsaken]

Be excited! I love travelling.

How would you respond if a stranger asked you for a dance at an event?

 

[Scotsman]

I'd say, I can't hear Radiohead, I ain't doing my thang unless its Radiohead. Then as they turn away, heartbroken, i'd take their hand and lead them to the floor. They'll soon regret asking once I start. It's more like a epileptic seizure than dancing with me.

How would you respond if I offered you 1 million pounds/dollars but told you that you had to spend it in 2 hours or you'd owe me a million.

 

[ladyforsaken]

I'd do it.

How would you respond if you were dared to do something really cruel for the sake of your loved one's life?

 

[Scotsman]

Got to do it.

How would you respond if every time you left a room, someone you really loved appeared in that room.

 

[ladyforsaken]

I would think the universe hates me or something?

How would you respond if you always see goats in your dreams?

 

[Scotsman]

Be thankful I was dreaming.

How would you respond if you woke up tomorrow surrounded by people who idolised you?

 

[EveWasFramed]

Be thankful I was dreaming.

How would you respond if you woke up tomorrow surrounded by people who idolised you?

I'd throw them out of my bedroom.

How would you respond if I pointed out that there seems to be a bit of a goat theme on this thread on occasion, lol?

 

[Scotsman]

I'd look back and see if there was a pattern to who starts the goat stuff.

How would you respond if everything you touched turned pink?

 

[EveWasFramed]

I'd look back and see if there was a pattern to who starts the goat stuff.

How would you respond if everything you touched turned pink?

Id pass that eer.... gift along to the kid - she loves pink.

How would you respond if I pointed out that Lady F started the goat thing THIS time?

 

[Scotsman]

See if she had a history of such behaviour!

How would you respond if you got lockjaw in the middle of a yawn and people started throwing skittles at you?

 

[EveWasFramed]

See if she had a history of such behaviour!

How would you respond if you got lockjaw in the middle of a yawn and people started throwing skittles at you?

DIE. lol

How would you respond if I stapled all the paperwork Im doing to your forehead?

 

[Scotsman]

Be thankful I have plenty of forehead then ask if this is what is meant now by the term 'file that'

How would you respond if I drew rude pictures on all your paperwork?

 

[EveWasFramed]

Make YOU re-do all my paperwork.

How would you respond if I asked to trade lives with you for the day?

 

[Scotsman]

Say, OK but you'll regret it.

How would you respond if I refused to trade back?

 

[EveWasFramed]

Well, that depends.
However, I dont think that would happen - you obviously don't know what my life is like, lmao!!

How would you respond if I said lets have tea - but you have to pay for my travel expenses from here to there and back?

 

[Scotsman]

*this is true, and vice versa. But do we really want to play a game of 'no, my life is worse' haha.

I'd buy cheap tea since my budget was already taking a hit!!

How would you respond if the tea was horrible....and I ate your cake?

 

[EveWasFramed]

*this is true, and vice versa. But do we really want to play a game of 'no, my life is worse' haha.

I'd buy cheap tea since my budget was already taking a hit!!

How would you respond if the tea was horrible....and I ate your cake?

I'd go get more cake, but tie you to your chair first so you couldn't eat it!

How would you respond if I DID tie you to a chair and eat cake while you watch?

 

[Scotsman]

Haha Wonder how the hell you knew what turned me on. Mmmm, un-attainable cake. Oh and the tieing bit too blah blah.

How would you respond if everyone around you worked for me and I was freed from my restraints and stood up looking mighty angry that you'd eaten MY cake? It's ALL my cake?

 

[EveWasFramed]

Haha Wonder how the hell you knew what turned me on. Mmmm, un-attainable cake. Oh and the tieing bit too blah blah.

How would you respond if everyone around you worked for me and I was freed from my restraints and stood up looking mighty angry that you'd eaten MY cake? It's ALL my cake?

I'd scoff at your anger and and eat your cake too!

How would you respond if I then told you to fetch me some hot chocolate?

 

[Scotsman]

I'd indicate to my staff to bring you a hot chocolate. 'But boss...' They'd say. 'Just bring her the chocolate, I'll handle this'

How would you respond if I told you the cake you'd been eating contained 15 million calories per slice? Very moreish.