How would you respond if I.....

[EveWasFramed]

I'd respond that you've got one hell of a mean streak.

Rabid, man-eating goats? Where do you come up with this **** woman? Your nightmares must be of Stephan King quality!

How would you respond if you woke up and discovered that you'd been moved out to the middle of a lake while you were snoring?

Im just plain evil I guess. Either that, or I have a great imagination, lol.

First, Id toss a paperclip at your head for daring to suggest that I SNORE!
Then, Id ask you to please save my evil ass cuz I can't swim.

So, how would you respond to saving my evil ass?

 

[ladyforsaken]

Scream and yell for help.. cos I can't swim either lol.

How would you respond if you're trying to ask for help from someone and that person can't help you? Lol.

 

[Rosebolt]

Not respond at all, go in solitary meditation mode.

How would you respond if there was a man staring at your window for hours, doing absolutely nothing.

 

[Edward W]

Take him a cup and tea and ask why I'm so fascinating?

How would you respond if I sent you a picture of my nose?

 

[WildernessWildChild]

I'd question your mental capacities.

How would you respond if I tried to lure you into the newest and bestest religion to save your soul? And line my pockets with loads of cash...my little secret....

 

[Edward W]

I'd see if they had cake, I'm easily persuaded.

How would you respond if I started my own cult, erm, I mean religion. Who wants to join my empire, and together we can rule the galaxy? There is cake.

 

[PrinceOfPeace]

Id feel humoured
How would you feel If you were asked to give all that money back?

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how would u respond i mean haha was replying to wildchilds post

 

[9006]

All what money??

How would you respond if someone thought you was someone famous?

 

[EveWasFramed]

Depends on whether or not they were doing something annoying.
I'd tell them that they were mistaken.

How would you respond if I suddenly started talking backward?

 

[ladyforsaken]

I'd think of Yoda and laugh it off.

How would you respond if you spilled tea and coffee on yourself in a serious meeting?

 

[EveWasFramed]

I'd think of Yoda and laugh it off.

How would you respond if you spilled tea and coffee on yourself in a serious meeting?

I'd say, "pardon me, but I seem to be a bit of a klutz today - does anyone have a napkin?"

How would you respond if I went into your home and started making us sandwiches and tea?

 

[ladyforsaken]

I'd feel like you might have a motive. Haha.

How would you respond if someone blatantly takes personal things from your desks at work?

 

[PrinceOfPeace]

Id blatantly take them back!
How would u respond if a guy you always fancied took u in his arms, threw u bck and kissed you?

 

[ladyforsaken]

Be smittened and flattered and swept off my feet for a moment and freeze up, and get shy.

How would you respond if someone stood right next to you and farted his ass off?

 

[EveWasFramed]

I'd suggest that he pick up his ass and move it to a different location.

How would you respond if your mail carrier started leaving disturbing objects in your mailbox?

 

[Rosebolt]

Find out why.

How would you respond if you woke up with your cat's paw in your mouth?

 

[9006]

Freak out.

How would you respond if you were called a liar?

 

[ladyforsaken]

I'd check if I really was or not and deny if I wasn't.

How would you respond if I gave you a kiss on the cheek?

 

[9006]

Give you a kiss on the lips while feeling your bum.

How would you respond if I said I love you?

 

[ladyforsaken]

I would respond you back with the same 3 words and give you a kiss and a hug.

How would you respond if I smacked your butt??