How would you respond if I.....

[Rosebolt]

Laugh as the people that are watching think i'm an Ark.

 

[Cavey]

How would you respond if the previous person forgot to leave a question>!?

 

[Gravely]

I would shake my head and lose my faith in humanity just a little bit more.

How would you respond if I talked through most of a movie you hadn't seen and were trying to follow?

 

[AmytheTemperamental]

I would be completely fine with it, because I talk through movies I've never seen

How would you respond if I took the remote, and changed the channel to watch Dr Phil

 

[Cavey]

I'd listen to his southern drawl until it lulled me off to sleep - thus avoiding his saccharin sweet and slightly condescending television programme...

How would you respond if I declared myself kind of everything and mandated that you personally are now responsible for providing sunshine at all times?

 

[TheRealCallie]

Well, you wouldn't get any sunshine, because I would extinguish it and then you would likely execute me, wouldn't you?

How would you respond if I told you that you are the only person I will ever love and we have to get married right now?

 

[Alma lost her spoon]

I'd ask if we can both wear fantabulous dresses? Can we?

How would you respond if I asked you to squeeze me?

 

[gabriel20]

I would say please stop putting those sort of images in my head! *hug*


How would you react if I was 6' 5" tall?

 

[ThisModernLove]

I'd ask you how the weather is up there while massaging the crick in my neck suffered from looking up at you.

How would you react if I rode up to you on the back of a unicorn?

 

[gabriel20]

I'd fetch a bucket and spade and clean up all the *magic muck * your Unicorn leaves behind. It'd be great for my vegetable garden!

 

[Cavey]

How would you respond if someone forgot to leave an answer and inadvertently 'killed' the game?!

 

[MisunderstoodVacancy]

I would start a race riot.

How would you react if Obama was dressed in drag and asked if she could use your shower?

 

[MisunderstoodVacancy]

Why I would offer up my shower like a good neighbor at State Farms. Though I would of course snap a few photos first to display on my Instagram account.

How would you respond if Kanye West was elected President?

 

[user 130057]

I'd dance a ******* jig that I am not an American. Please keep him... forever.

How would you respond if I was stood on your doorstep wearing a whipped cream beard?

 

[WishingWell]

Depending on our relationship to each other I'd lick it off. If we were not involved, I'd throw you a towel! LOL!

How would you respond if the movie/music star of your dreams needed a date for a big television awards show and asked you?

 

[MisunderstoodVacancy]

Why, I'd sit sit on your lap and tell you what I want for Christmas.

How would you react if you woke up one day as a pony.

 

[user 108508]

Glue a horn to my head, call myself a unicorn and charge a boatload to appear at children's birthday parties.

How would you respond if I surprised you with a traditional English trifle....but, included beef and peas because I read the recipe wrong?

 

[MisunderstoodVacancy]

Any answer involving unicorns is the best choice in my opinion!

I'm like Joey, I'll eat basically anything, I'd probably love it. Food surprises are the best surprises, after all. It actually does sound pretty good now.

@WishingWell because I screwed up and your question hasn't been answered: I'd be exceedingly honored and only hope that our convening doesn't intimidate Jay-Z too much XD

How would you respond if I asked you to guest star in my new rubber-ducky themed hardcore rap album?

 

[user 108508]

^bonus points for getting my Friends reference.

I'd quack like a baller, son.

How would you respond if you went to get into your vehicle, noticed a tie on the door handle and two cats getting busy in the back seat?

 

[MisunderstoodVacancy]

Well, I would not want to be a cat-block. I'd probably just except that I wouldn't be getting to my destination any time soon. I would wonder how they got in there though, since I always lock the door on reflex and this could indicate a security issue.

How would you react if a doctor told you that due to a rare genetic condition you could no longer eat normally and had to take in all of your nutrients through enemas?