How would you respond if I.....

[EveWasFramed]

I would comply, as Im sick of your HAND ON MY FACE!!!

How would you respond if suddenly your hand was no longer glued to my face?

 

[Scotsman]

Haha!! I'd be kinda pleased that you were free, and I'd carry it around in my other hand, just to mess with people's heads.

How would you respond if I felt so hurt at the removal of my hand and in my heartbreaking panic, glued my other hand to your face, despite knowing I was doing the wrong thing. Shut up, I panicked.

 

[EveWasFramed]

Id say that you were about to lose yet another hand. You glued that one to the side of my face that I hold the phone to. BIG mistake. lol

How would you repsond if I suggested burying your hands with the remains of Robert Bruce? I hear the abbey is nice this time of year.

 

[WildernessWildChild]

I'd make you come feed me, as I can't use the damn things. :club:

How would you respond if I asked about your misspent youth? lol

You can't use chopsticks!

Bwahahahahaha .........

 

[Scotsman]

I'd follow my hands in and apologise to Robert the Bruce for you dropping the 'the'. 'Forgive her Robert, she has a serious case of hand face and an inappropriate crayon fetish' Then I'd ask him to come out and guide Scotland's people as we head towards a vote for independence from the UK in 2014.

How would you respond if I was evicted from Scotland for exhuming Robert the Bruce and turned up at your door doing jazz wrists!!! (Jazz hands not possible anymore)

 

[EveWasFramed]

I'd make you come feed me, as I can't use the damn things. :club:

How would you respond if I asked about your misspent youth? lol

You can't use chopsticks!

Bwahahahahaha .........

:club: Teach me how or shut up.

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I'd follow my hands in and apologise to Robert the Bruce for you dropping the 'the'. 'Forgive her Robert, she has a serious case of hand face and an inappropriate crayon fetish' Then I'd ask him to come out and guide Scotland's people as we head towards a vote for independence from the UK in 2014.

How would you respond if I was evicted from Scotland for exhuming Robert the Bruce and turned up at your door doing jazz wrists!!! (Jazz hands not possible anymore)

First, I'd say I left it out on purpose. Robert de Brus being his name, Robert the Bruce is what he's referred to by Scots. Im not Scots.
I've also been to the abbey. A lovely place.
Now, as for the jazz hands...well, I'd use them as book ends, of course.

How would you respond if I said that you suddenly regrew your hands and were whole again?

 

[Scotsman]

Touché. Admirable. Given he was Scottish then lets give him his Gaelic name Roibert a Briuis (thank you google)

I'd thank you for my regeneration and be on my way.

How wud you respond if I said thanks for the laughs, goodnight?

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Wud????

 

[EveWasFramed]

Id laugh at your exhaustion-induced typo and and say the same to you - much obliged for the laughs and goodnight.

And, for the next person unfortunate enough to stumble into the madness, how would you respond if it suddenly started raining eggs?

 

[WildernessWildChild]

:club: Teach me how or shut up.

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Hmmm, where do we start training??? The cookie crumbs? Catching a fly in mid-air?

 

[Scotsman]

I'd scramble the meteorologists.

How would you respond if I didn't finish this question?

 

[EveWasFramed]

:club: Teach me how or shut up.

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Hmmm, where do we start training??? The cookie crumbs? Catching a fly in mid-air?

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LOL, well, that depends on how you feel about dead flies under your sheets? Wait....that sounded a bit....err.....lurid.

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I'd scramble the meteorologists.

How would you respond if I didn't finish this question?

Why, Id say.....

How would you reply if I asked for a meteorologist omelet?

 

[9006]

I'd ask if that's how you like your eggs in the morning? .. However that is.

How would you respond if I said I have a really long tongue.

 

[ladyforsaken]

I'd invite you over to my place.

How would you respond if I were to tell you that you do have really long fingers?

 

[Edward W]

Make an innuendo that that's not all and gross you out!

How would you respond if I started getting all flirty?

 

[ladyforsaken]

Depends on my mood.

How would you respond if the above happens and I were to flirt back?

 

[9006]

End up sleeping with you.

How would you respond if I told you I was a murderer?

 

[Edward W]

Remove you from my buddy list to start with.

How would you respond if I wanted to hire you to murder someone?

 

[9006]

Ask how much you're willing to pay.

How would you respond if I told you I was on Skype?

 

[Edward W]

PM you my Skype name.

How would you respond if I stole your beer?

 

[9006]

Kick up a fuss.

How would you respond if I told you I had purple eyes?