No! Beans are horrible things that cause people to go impotent, blind and anally retentive! It's true! Toast is secretly bread that's been warmed up! Ha! Bet you didn't know that. Open your eyes, my friend. It's the truth you'll see if you sleep with one eye open, and the other marinating in an upside down vial of chunderblast and vodka. Hitchycoo!
I've cleaned my desk today. Did you?