I did, did You?

[Sarah_Lbnz]

No, but my arm did.

I just washed the dishes of what felt like 1000 people, did you?

No, but I should be washing the dishes of what feels like 1000 people.

I tripped over my own feet and people were nearby, so I looked back as if to check and see what I tripped over, did you?

 

[Scotsman]

No, but that's exactly what I do. Sometimes I even pretend to tie my shoelace.

I had pizza, did you?

 

[Sarah_Lbnz]

Not really, but there was pasta sauce and cheese involved, also electricity.

I stared at someone inappropriately today, did you?

 

[9006]

No.

I won a bet today, did you?

 

[Sarah_Lbnz]

No.

I won a bet today, did you?

Yes, a bajillion dollars. I am filthy rich, god bless capitalism.

I started to think about the actual contents of the meat product I was eating today, then thought better of it, did you?

 

[9006]

No, ignorance is bliss regarding this.

I drank beer today, did you?

 

[Sarah_Lbnz]

no, but something is fermenting in my belly as we speak!

...but I wasn't pregnant today, were you?

 

[9006]

Haha, impossible!

I eat too much today, did you?

 

[Scotsman]

I wasn't.

I took 3 attempts to write a text today because I wanted to get the tone just right, did you?

 

[9006]

No.

I listened to blasting music today, did you?

 

[Scotsman]

Sadly, I often can't, it hurts. (don't ask)

I fitted some shelving today, did you?

 

[9006]

No.

I stroked a cat today, did you?

 

[Scotsman]

Not today.

I put something off that badly needs doing, did you?

 

[9006]

Sort of.

I supported someone today, did you?

 

[Scotsman]

Emotionally, yes.

I resented myself today, did you? (nice n cheery one there)

 

[ladyforsaken]

A little bit. (Yeah, I know right.)

I saw the face of a difficult and annoying colleague, did you?

 

[painter's radio]

no

I tidied my house and listened to Neil Young and Led Zeppelin today, did you?

 

[ladyforsaken]

No.

I went to work today, did you?

 

[Scotsman]

Nope

I just had a nice coffee, did you?

 

[9006]

No.

I woke early, did you?