Nope. Ironically brown envelopes here refer to bribes, so if I would, I wouldn't say anything ;-)
Have you ever had a Jehova Witniss knock on your door at 6 am on a Sunday with a small kid in tow, so in anger you answer the door COMPLETELY naked to make sure the ******* never comes back, ever again?
No hahaha. But I did just have this conversation with someone. I ask them to leave the Watch Towers in the outhouse....encase I ever run out of TP. And ironically, they do.