I love it . . .

[Kenny]

I love it how Einstein was right when he said "great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds".

 

[fortasse]

I love it when I don't get someone's joke, then I think about it for a minute and say "Oh I get it lol", then 5 minutes later I realize I still have no idea wtf they're talking about.

story of my life

I love it when a person passes me on the 2-lane highway right before the speed changes from 35 to 55, and then they end up driving 50.

Oh. I love it when I enter a chatroom, say "hi", and then accidentally unplug my laptop.

 

[RyanEhf]

Lol nice fortasse welcome to the thread.

 

[Callie]

I love how someone ******* about something, then goes and does it themselves.

Now excuse me, I have a vulgar PM to send (hello)

 

[fortasse]

Lol nice fortasse welcome to the thread.

Why thank you, kind sir.

 

[RyanEhf]

I love it when I'm drinking something with ice in it, and then I try to get the last few drops and all the ice falls and slams into my face.

 

[Kenny]

I love it when I'm walking down the sidewalk and I trip and go "Whoaahh!" and laugh like a tard, only to realize chicks are watching.

 

[Dessa]

I love it when I'm feeling super smug and then I try to open a door only to realize it's super heavy and realize people saw my failed attempt.

 

[RyanEhf]

Lol this is all gold you guys, keep it coming.

 

[I'm Fine]

I love it when I see a beetle on it's back with it's legs flailing wildly so I help it onto it's front only to watch it flip itself over again in what can only be described as a deliberate act. I mean WTF???

 

[A Desolate Soul]

i love it when people complain and start their complaint with ''I love it''

 

[Blue Bob]

i love it when i get a close parking spot at work only to later walk all the way to where i normally park before realizing i parked in a "good" spot.

 

[RyanEhf]

I love it when SOMEONE puts lemon cookies in the same jar as my chocolate chip cookies, and I end up with some hybrid of lemon chocolate chip monstrosities. So wrong.

 

[RyanEhf]

I love it when I destroy my giant star freighter, only to discover the alien I was trying to kill is right beside me on the emergency shuttle.

 

[Dessa]

I love it when I hear a guy yelling Banzai in COD because for sure someone's gonna chase and stab me.

 

[RyanEhf]

BAAANNZAAAAIIII!!!

 

[ThatOneGirl]

I love it when I stare at a page of information for 2 freaking hours, and can't think of a damn thing to write. : / Geez, I guess my brain thinks the information will just jump up and write a paper out of itself!

 

[ThatOneGirl]

I love it when I stare at a page of information for 2 freaking hours, and can't think of a damn thing to write. : / Geez, I guess my brain thinks the information will just jump up and write a paper out of itself!

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I also love whenever the forum posts my post 2 times. : /

 

[RyanEhf]

Lol it's the curse of the doubles!!!

 

[ThatOneGirl]

Apparently! : / But it only does it sometimes, how curious!