I love it . . .

[RyanEhf]

I love it when I drink a glass of juice, but when i get down to the bottom there's food crusted on from the dishwasher at the bottom of the glass.

 

[Jilted John]

I love it when I go upstairs to get something, and by the time I get there I've forgotten what it was.

Mock, young bucks! It'll come to you some day!

 

[RyanEhf]

Ha, that's been happening to me since I was young.

 

[Jilted John]

Yes but I can do it four times in a row!


I love it when I'm sleeping soundly,dreaming sweet dreams,when that a**hole that lives at the back of me fires up his Subaru Impretza with a really big bore exhaust!

 

[lone_drow]

I love it when I'm sleeping soundly,dreaming sweet dreams,when that a**hole that lives at the back of me fires up his Subaru Impretza with a really big bore exhaust!

LOL this happens a lot where I live except the big bore exhaust is attached to a really tiny car.

I love it when I'm playing games on my pc and the power goes off when I'm in the middle of a boss fight. Awesome!

 

[Jilted John]

I know,I can hear the obscenities from here!



I love it when things disappear,like my hairdryer How the hell can you lose a hairdryer?

 

[Blue Bob]

I love it when my alter ego is more popular than myself. you know, now that i've said it, i'm not sure if i'm being sarcastic.

 

[xBlindMelonx]

I love it when everything in the museum comes to life

 

[Jilted John]

I love it when the power goes off,and I try switching the kitchen light on to find my torch!

 

[RyanEhf]

Yes but I can do it four times in a row!

Wow now that's real talent lol

 

[Jilted John]

Ha,Ha.
It's not just me then!


I love it when I'm kneeling next to my grandson,when he's playing on my Xbox,(I have to kneel because he commandeers
my chair.) We both look at each other when a nasty smell arises.After exchanging accusations,I looked down under the "throw" over the chair to find a decomposing mouse,that my cat had brought in, god knows how long before!

 

[RyanEhf]

Lol nasty

 

[Jilted John]

I love it when, I'm sitting downstairs amongst my potted plants,sipping a cold beer in the afternoon sun.When the guy in the computer shop that I live above,who is learning guitar, puts on a sixties track of a piece he's trying to play.He's had it on repeat all afternoon!!!
I'd complain, only I'm getting free broadband via my wi-fi through his hub!

 

[RyanEhf]

Ah but he doesn't know that...does he?

 

[Jilted John]

Ah but he doesn't know that...does he?

Yes,that's why I bought my laptop from him.Problem is,he's looking for a bigger shop,so if it's more 60ft away I hope it's got a flat for rent above it!

 

[PurpleDays]

I love it when I change channel and Family Guy starts (goo)

 

[RyanEhf]

Ahem, peg your pardon there KittyKat, but I'm afraid you're in direct violation of rule #6, as listed on the first page of this thread. It's your first post here, so I'll let it slide...this time ಠ_ಠ

 

[PurpleDays]

I love it when I don't read the rules and I look like a *******.
I also love it when my stomach blows up to about 38x it's normal size when I dare to have ONE half glass of coke.

 

[RyanEhf]

Well, at least you didn't make any spelling errors

...peg your pardon...

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I love it when I have no f*cking idea where I put my glasses.

 

[Jilted John]

I love it when I've bought a new pair of scissors,which are packed in that hard clear plastic stuff,and the only way to get at them is with a pair of scissors!