I love it . . .

[RyanEhf]

John, that's hilarious. Ghost, been there man, mass transit is not a good time.

 

[Jilted John]

Sorry Ghost,but I used to be the guy driving the bus once.But timetables are timetables,even bus drivers got to sleep!

I love it when you're standing in line at the supermarket checkout,with just a four pack of beer in your hand,and the woman in front of you has decided to get groceries in for the entire year! And to cap it all, she knows the the girl on the till,and despite having paid for, and bagged her shopping,starts asking how her family is,has little Jimmy started school yet? Hows you're Jack?
And your beer is starting to get warm.ARRRRRRRGH !!!!

 

[Jilted John]

I love it when a thread you really enjoy,drops off the bottom of the page.

 

[Reggie Jected]

hmmm kinda like FML, cool.

I love it when I say the wittiest thing I have ever thought of and the person I'm talking to looks at me like I've got an arm growing out of my forehead.

 

[PurpleDays]

I love it when I fall over when I'm drunk.

Owwwwwwwwwhhh “_“

 

[tangerinedream]

I love it when you are accused of being "desperate" when you go out with the first person who asks you out, but then the very same people accuse you of being a snotty bitch when you tell people that you have "standards."

FML

 

[RyanEhf]

I love it when a thread you really enjoy,drops off the bottom of the page.

Sorry John, I recently made a new character in fallout: new vegas, and that has been occupying most of my time these days.

 

[Jilted John]

I love it when the father of a tiny sweet thread,just leaves his offspring to go looking for another cheap website whore!But he's not getting away with it,I'll sue his ass for maintainence until the little thread has grown up

 

[PurpleDays]

Hahah John, you make me laugh.

I love it when I'm forgotten. I love it when I die alone.

 

[Jilted John]

Glad I can do something right!

 

[ThatOneGirl]

I love it when I set my alarm to go off so I can get up for something important, but instead of sleeping until it goes off, I wake up every 30 minutes to see if it went off yet. : /

 

[Jilted John]

I love it when my alarm goes off,and I put it to my ear to ask who the f**k is waking me up this time of the morning!

 

[RyanEhf]

I love it when the father of a tiny sweet thread,just leaves his offspring to go looking for another cheap website whore!But he's not getting away with it,I'll sue his ass for maintainence until the little thread has grown up

Hey my little thread is growing up, and I have confidence that this thread will be thriving out there in the interweb long after I am gone, much like the majority of truly successful game threads here who's authors are nowhere to be found.

Hahah John, you make me laugh.

I love it when I'm forgotten. I love it when I die alone.

Wow Purps! Congrats, you're my first repeat offender! Do you feel special now? Rule #2 ಠ_ಠ

 

[Jilted John]

I love it when absent fathers send cheap compliments about their offspring,but NO DAMN MAINTENANCE MONEY!

 

[RyanEhf]

Fine here $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

 

[Jilted John]

I love it when a cheapskate sends me money he's printed himself!

 

[RyanEhf]

Hey it's legal tender in the great nation of Ryania

 

[ThatOneGirl]

I love it when my phone decides that having 0 cards open means that I have too many cards open, and subsequently buzzes ever 10 seconds to tell me to close some cards.

 

[cocopops]

I love it when I pour a massive bowl of coco pops only to find there's no milk left

 

[Jilted John]

I love it,when I've got a fridge full of milk and no coco pops!