I need a number 2

[Ace Face]

I have this problem which I'm willing to take advice on maybe someone can help me with, I think it's pure physiological, every time I take a shower and get out I need a poo, this defeats the object of the show, I have tried going before, just can't, It just only happens when I get out of the shower, unless I have had a curry, there is only so many curries you can have, I have even got out of the shower for a poo got back in the shower to clean myself got out again and need another poo, I was on a perpetual roundabout for an hour.
Any suggestions?

 

[HellsLittleAngel]

I have this problem which I'm willing to take advice on maybe someone can help me with, I think it's pure physiological, every time I take a shower and get out I need a poo, this defeats the object of the show, I have tried going before, just can't, It just only happens when I get out of the shower, unless I have had a curry, there is only so many curries you can have, I have even got out of the shower for a poo got back in the shower to clean myself got out again and need another poo, I was on a perpetual roundabout for an hour.
Any suggestions?

Although, I've had to get out of the shower to do the same, the other isn't an issue for me. I hope you get that under control mister. You can always borrow my lug-a-loo! I'll just have to throw it across the pond!

 

[okidoke]

my only suggestion

 

[HellsLittleAngel]

my only suggestion

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Oh, that's perfect! Now, I can do everything at once. No getting out to get cold and back in for warmth. A newsome twosome!

 

[Ace Face]

my only suggestion

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Well that problem is solved, just need water proof toilet paper

 

[HellsLittleAngel]

Well that problem is solved, just need water proof toilet paper

Not necessary. Let it all go down the drain, but be careful not to step in it. Also, sober up before doing all of this!

 

[147]

That's because of the warmth and the muscle relaxation (I think). Have you tried drinking a supplement that is supposed to help? Do you drink coffee or tea in the morning? Do you elevate your feet on a little stool when you're sat on the toilet, so the knees are above hip level? (You always find this recommended and it actually works wonders!)

 

[Ace Face]

That's because of the warmth and the muscle relaxation (I think). Have you tried drinking a supplement that is supposed to help? Do you drink coffee or tea in the morning? Do you elevate your feet on a little stool when you're sat on the toilet, so the knees are above hip level? (You always find this recommended and it actually works wonders!)

Thank you for the advice I appreciate it I have the perfect stool, I'm sure there is a joke in there somewhere

 

[147]

Thank you for the advice I appreciate it I have the perfect stool, I'm sure there is a joke in there somewhere

(Edited post: Never mind, I think I get it now )