Imoral Christian's Venting and Ranting for stress release.

[Imoral Christian]

I had to pull the phone out off the wall.
That obsessed women will not stop ringing.
I wonder if she is persistent enough to come around here with
the police later on today. If my wife was here she would tell her off
for sure.

 

[Imoral Christian]

I got to clean the Dirty Toilet.
Its Delayed happiness.
At first its horrible then your happy its all clean.

I used to get angry.
As soon as I cleaned the toilet my wife would use it.
I can giggle at that memory now.

 

[Imoral Christian]

Washing machine stoped that means I need to hang out wet stuff.
I also need to clean the wash basin as the cracks are getting thicker.
I will post a photo of clean washing on the line soon too.

I hope all this clean does not make me feel sick.
It normally does.
Toilets all clean and dry now.

 

[Imoral Christian]

Wet clean Washing is on the line.
Bathroom has no wet washing stink now
Fingers are hurting from the soap.

Toilets all clean no smell coming from it.
Bathroom is starting to stink of frigging cleaners.
I will clean myself and the shower at the same time next.
No photos of that you don't want people speaking only because
I insulted them do we, no.

Nothing makes me feel more rewarded then a good clean home.
My wife says I need no motivation to do house work.
I guess she is probably right, mess pisses me off same for smell.

 

[Imoral Christian]

Showers all clean and so am I.
Shower certain needs spraying out with exit mould.
I hate mould in my Shower certain it sends my wife to hospital.
Bloody asthma.

 

[Imoral Christian]

A Rant
Bloody Exit mould dribbling Exit mould all over my body when spraying the Shower Certain!
Now I feel all a little bit burnt from having a shower in Exit mould.
******* stink of it too.
I bet I get sick soon too.

 

[Imoral Christian]

I had better put the clean dry clothes in the cupboards.
If I don't my wife will toss them all over the floor.
My wife comes home from craft in 30 minutes.

This exit mould on my body is making me cough like a bustard.
I washed it off my hands I can still smell it.
I had better not rub my eyes like this...

 

[Imoral Christian]

Old Roy came for a visit.
He reminded me that Carpet Bowls was on tonight.
$4 for a fun night with very old people.
I normally forget but tonight I didn't.
So that means not to much time for Xbox tonight.

 

[Imoral Christian]

For tonight for Ken and Dell.
We are eating Hot microwaved Devon from Coles supermarket.
Its covered in our most loved sauces.

Can't wait to eat this one.

 

[Imoral Christian]

Ok Xbox time...

 

[Imoral Christian]

Wow it got really cold really fast.
Bbbbbrrrrr

 

[Imoral Christian]

I discovered something today.
You can masturbate the front.
You can masturbate the back.
No masturbating will remove loneliness.
Get this,
I'm chatting with my wife right now and my heart,
it still feels lonely.
The feeling of being lonely must be a misguided or
misunderstood feeling.
I only got this feeling when we got today's cold snap.
I am just putting one and one together here,
Loneliness feeling must mean my body is cold.
Speaking masturbation,
It's a hell of a lot better if your imagination kicks in,
Then you get visions of making love as you masturbate.
Anything else is just producing feelings you enjoy.
My imagination has been very dead the last two months as far
as romance is concerned.

 

[Imoral Christian]

A love letter to Boy George.
Hi George,
Your so beautiful I just want to cuddle you.
I see your photo and I want to kiss you all day.
Thank you George for making me love men.
I see you on my Desktop,
My heart starts beating with pasionionet love.
Is it Lust is it love, I don't care I'm addict to you.
Your on my mind lots all most like a God.
I close my eyes and your face is there.
You are the one my body burns for.
I never want these strong feelings to died out.
I am obsessed with you face I can't get enough.
I am in love with you from days of my youth.
If feels so safe to be in love with a photo.
If I knew you, If you was real, if if if so sick of IF!
I don't think I will ever stop loving your photo.
In that photo it says your my man.
Your good enough for my love.
bye xxx

 

[randomhero1984]

It's my belief that history is a wheel. 'Inconstancy is my very essence,' says the wheel. Rise up on my spokes if you like but don't complain when you're cast back down into the depths. Good time pass away, but then so do the bad. Mutability is our tragedy, but it's also our hope. The worst of time, like the best, are always passing away. -Boethius

 

[Imoral Christian]

Lets watch a music video.
Culture Club - It's A Miracle
Loads of middle aged people love Culture Club.

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This Song makes my happy I must post Lyrics.
This songs amazing.

"It's A Miracle"

Guns that cross the street
You never know who you might meet
Who's in disguise
Ooh as you blow a storm
There's no one there
to keep you warm
It's no surprise
There's something in my eyes
It's a miracle
It's a miracle
It's a miracle
And dreams are made of emotion
Dance with the counterfeit
The plastic smiles and micro heat
I'll meet you there
Run to the edge of town
Where Hollywood lay its footprints down
Monroe was there
but do you really care
It's a miracle
It's a miracle
It's a miracle
And dreams are made of emotion
Cry it's a miracle
Cry it's a miracle

 

[Imoral Christian]

My wife just got me to ring a Amblance.
Goodbye wife for a few days l guess.

 

[Imoral Christian]

Wife has just been put into the amblance.
I made sure they took the ready bag this time.
So from now on l am compleaty alone probably for a few days.
This is where a fill in women lover should take over to fill the void of my wife gone.
But a immoral women does not exist.
I am extreamly picky about loving men.
Anyway l am off to sleep.
When l wake up its carers day off. I'll be happy
About that. I got to take breaks when ever l can get them.
Can some understanding woman be here for me when my wife is in hospital please, only asking for a forum buddy.
Goodnight.

 

[Imoral Christian]

I wanted to see more of Boy George today.
You know I woke wanting my love.
By the way my wife just came home from hospital.
That was quick.
I found another very pretty photo of Boy George Today.

I was all so looking at photo of his band there all men. You would think girl and guys wouldn't matter if members of the band was gay.
Lets hope todays Coulter is more accepting.

 

[Imoral Christian]

Why do people need to get older.
I'm sad right now.
I seen todays photos of the world's most beautiful man.
I found out Boy George is ten years older then me.
I guess my bubble is bursting.
I am in love with yesterday for sure.

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Growing old hurts a bit.

 

[Imoral Christian]

I got some junk mail today.
It really made my head spin.
Temptation it was Until I clicked your not allowed to have good photos in a profile.
I'll past it in.


Hi, you're funny. You've got cool pics in your profile

My friend gave me your email address, I don't know why but I decided to drop you a line. I'll be in Australia soon and if you've got some free time, I would be very glad to meet you and to get acquainted. I attach my picture. I'm in clothes there!!! And not the one you thought about Write me back, I will be waiting. Till very soon!

I wish to God I could get real mail like this.
The junk mail was a nice Fantasy for me.
A Joke.
What do you call a Drunken guy?
Junk mail LOL.
I'm in a good mood