user 108508
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- Mar 9, 2014
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RockerChick said:Yo Mama is SO FAT, that even God can't lift her spirit!
painter said:Man: Doctor, I've broken my leg.
Doctor: I'm afraid it is a very bad break. You will never walk properly again.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.
A man walks into a bar.
He is an alcoholic whose drink problem is destroying his family.
Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge?
She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.
How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb?
One.
Two men are sitting in a pub.
One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.'
The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidise her drug habit.'
A duck walks into a bar.
He is quickly shooed out by patrons who seemed to see the funny side.
Q: What's the saddest part about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff?
A: They were my friends
ucxb said:Do you know what's easier than applying sunscreen? Not going outside.
hazel_flagg said:ucxb said:Do you know what's easier than applying sunscreen? Not going outside.
It's funny because it's true. *slaps you on the back*
WildernessWildChild said:
Arachne said:Q: What is the difference between a blonde and "The Titanic"?
A: They know how many men went down on "The Titanic".:club:
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