Lies

[bodafuko]

So did Hulk Hogan and Billy Crystal. They were there too.

I thought I heard somebody say "Hulkimania!"

 

[Lonely in BC]

It seriously wasn't Miss G's window I jumped out of when I broke my foot...

 

[MissGuided]

And, I did not intentionally move the ladder beforehand....

 

[LoneKiller]

I'm a millionaire.

 

[MissGuided]

This swanky new nail polish is not dead sexy!

 

[ThisSideOfTheRainbow]

I run down the streets of Manhattan completely naked, except with Snickers Bars glued all over my body.

 

[MissGuided]

I am sorry for calling the police about a naked man running down the streets with Snickers bars glued to his body.

 

[ASnowyCanadian]

I am completely, utterly, 100% not in love with myself. I don't look in the mirror often for extended periods of time and I certainly don't wish I had a clone.

 

[MissGuided]

^ I did not just vomit a bit in my mouth.

 

[ThisSideOfTheRainbow]

I don't have insomnia.

 

[LoneKiller]

I don't recommend taking Restoril.

 

[theraab]

I love my Subaru

 

[LoneKiller]

My $1,000,000 yacht sank this morning. After all the hard work it took to buy. I saved for days to buy it.

 

[WildernessWildChild]

I'm being considered for the Papal election

 

[9006]

I think it's time I polished up my theory of relativity to account for particles.

 

[Veruca]

My vintage impala is in the workshop. Bummer, have to use the darn mustang.

 

[LoneKiller]

Well, you're welcome to use my Lambo.

 

[Veruca]

Well, you're welcome to use my Lambo.

Why thank you LK. Its always nice to come across generous gazillionaires

 

[9006]

Well, you're welcome to use my Lambo.

Pah, bet he's not got an Aventador like me though, need a lift anywhere Veruca??

 

[Veruca]

Well, you're welcome to use my Lambo.

Pah, bet he's not got an Aventador like me though, need a lift anywhere Veruca??

Ohmy someone pass me a fan


9006, how about you, LK and me go for a ride in my superyacht