Lies

[Edward W]

I knew that already.

 

[Gondwanaland]

Ah! my husband is an important banker. It's so nice to have this type of life, but sometimes it might be hard...today, I went to this store and I was going to buy an Armani dress. All of them were beautiful! I couldn't decide which one I'd want (it caused me so much stress!!!) so I decided to get three!!! It was a hard decision, in my opinion. That's why I went to the Spa shortly after...

How hard is my life...ohhhh

 

[ucxb]

I don't care what other people think !

 

[perfanoff]

I don't care what YOU think

 

[Veruca]

I don't care about anything!

 

[LoneKiller]

Jay Leno just gave me his Lambo in return for a cup of coffee.

 

[9006]

That's nothing, I got a modboard!

 

[ucxb]

I have a fix for my loneliness !

 

[LoneKiller]

I created Velcro

 

[Edward W]

I created LoneKiller

 

[9006]

I created this forum.

 

[ucxb]

There is no mysteriousness to this forum

 

[Veruca]

I own a strip club

 

[9006]

I know, I've seen you at work

 

[perfanoff]

just came back from aruba

 

[9006]

I've just come back from mars, all the radiation has given me super powers.

 

[Veruca]

the one where you can make a girl pregnant but just looking at her

sorry i was itching to say it lol

 

[9006]

Yes that was me! I'm another Adam.

 

[Edward W]

Just looking? Where's the fun in that!

I invented the internet, it all runs off my laptop.

 

[Veruca]

I invented the laptop so I am better than Edward W