Lies

[Rosebolt]

I'll sink that superyacht with my fleet of battleships.

 

[Edward W]

Your battleships look small from my airship

 

[Rosebolt]

Luckily i control the moon to crash into you.

 

[Edward W]

Phew - personal transporter I invented last week has already paid off.

 

[Veruca]

I am god and im taking back the moon, battleships and airships

 

[9006]

I don't believe in god so you don't apply - My underground city is safe from all of yous, and for Veruca not inviting me on her yacht, you can't come in

 

[Veruca]

9006, how about you, LK and me go for a ride in my superyacht

But I did! We'd be on the yacht were it not for rosebolt's scheming ways.

Revenge will be sweet mwahahaaha

 

[9006]

Oh OK I must have read it wrong in my turbo-post.

I'll let you in and you can test out my roller coaster with me.

 

[Veruca]

Thank you! And ill bring my machine guns to keep away tresspassers

 

[9006]

Nah don't worry about that, I've invented a new laser device that's in geostationary orbit to blast them away. The goverment want me to make them one but I can't be bothered.

 

[Veruca]

Yes why bother making anything for the government unless you own it of course. I have an endless supply of oompa loompas if you need minions for underground services

 

[9006]

Haha, I have a few too. But mostly I just use some magic.

 

[Veruca]

What else would you use your magic for?

 

[9006]

To travel long distances in an instant

 

[Veruca]

To camp on the moon

 

[9006]

Good idea, but I don't think the gas would light for out fry up.

I'd just use my magic again.

 

[Veruca]

And we can set the oompa loompas free and watch them float away

 

[9006]

Yeah but last time when I visited where they're from; they didn't seem very happy, I think they like working for me for nothing.

 

[Veruca]

I thought those guys were mine? You stole them!

 

[WildernessWildChild]

I know everything.