More Haikus! Part Deux.

[mintymint]

i want to get a pet monkey, let him wear a tuxedo with a white towel draped across his arm, and ride my dog around the house bringing me drinks on a little cocktail tray. what'd'ya think? worth the time to undertake this?

Be careful jsd, pet monkeys can go apeshit on you(pun absofuckinglutey intended). A monkey half your size could very well tear you and your worldly possessions to shreds. And the monkey diaper is just embarrassing to all parties involved. The beauty of Commander Riker is that he does what you command him to do anyway, so it takes minimal effort. It's practically something for nothing

 

[Just_Some_Dude]

i want to get a pet monkey, let him wear a tuxedo with a white towel draped across his arm, and ride my dog around the house bringing me drinks on a little cocktail tray. what'd'ya think? worth the time to undertake this?

Be careful jsd, pet monkeys can go apeshit on you(pun absofuckinglutey intended). A monkey half your size could very well tear you and your worldly possessions to shreds. And the monkey diaper is just embarrassing to all parties involved. The beauty of Commander Riker is that he does what you command him to do anyway, so it takes minimal effort. It's practically something for nothing

fair enough. point taken. but can you train him to retrieve alcoholic beverages? or do you need a beer launching fridge?