My Home on Jupiter

[Doubt The Rabbit]

My Home on Jupiter

It’s lovely here on Jupiter,
Where I am crushed by gravity
And every little move becomes
A battle to my death.

It’s lovely here on Jupiter,
Whose core feeds on my energy.
Too tired to clean. Too tired to cook.
I guess I just won’t eat.

It’s lovely here on Jupiter,
Where I must sleep to my heart’s content,
Else I won’t even have the strength
To rise up out of bed.

And since I moved to Jupiter,
The Earth became a distant rock
And I’ve begun to lose sight of
The place I used to be.


Possibly one of the shittiest things I've ever written, but it does at least describe something everyone here should be familiar with - living on Jupiter.

 

[PoWer2tHePeOpLE]

lol

takes me back, to all the good times back on jupiter

i liked it

 

[RyanEhf]

I thought boys went to Jupiter to get more stupider.

 

[Doubt The Rabbit]

Heh heh

 

[rivermaze]

i like it

 

[Doubt The Rabbit]

Thank you.

 

[Jonah]

Good thread like saturn wasd my lucky star> Hence never believe that stars bring money they are lazy

 

[condemnedsoul666]

I actually went to pluto once, they have the best ice cream in the galaxy there

 

[Jonah]

Pluto is a good place to be like a movie ... the movie when ben stillar gets onto the ski lift and he puts his tongue on the metal lift and it sticks. Until his tongue reaches the right temperature his little tongue can't get off the metal. So if there was a new plant waht would that mean. Pluto is way out there and past that there must be a planet to warm us from sheer coldness. I would not name a star thats for sure becasue if i had been there some one might say that it was called something else before the time you arrived. So if i named a planet I would ask all the people that existed it to make pact that he/she whom arrives after us, then we should make a new language to confuse the newbies.