My ***** is small and ineffective.

[Eraserhead]

Hello,

My ***** is small and ineffective and I quite simply have to let this burden off my chest.

My question is this: will women still like a guy with a small and ineffective ***** or will I be alone forever and ever until the second coming?

Indeed, will Jesus like a guy with a small and ineffective *****?

Did Jesus have a small and ineffective *****? And did he mind? 

And did he overcome it with the force of his personality? I suppose it's fair to say he did what with being the messiah and all.

Any opinions are welcome.

Regards,
Eraserhead.

P.S. please check out the other thread I made it on the forum; it was a mighty success as this one will be I'm sure.

 

[MisterLonely]

If it's really that ineffective I suggest sitting down to pee! (jk)

(OT) I'm not a woman so can't really be sure if they mind a whole lot, but you got fingers and a tongue that are in working order right?

 

[kamya]

I feel like i have a pretty good idea on what's holding you back. o.o

 

[MisterLonely]

P.S. I like your poll, but I would like to select multiple options, since can't I will abstain

 

[Eraserhead]

I like your name Mister Lonely. It's very imaginative. How long did it take you to conjure it up and what was your inspiration?

 

[MisterLonely]

I like your name Mister Lonely. It's very imaginative. How long did it take you to conjure it up and what was your inspiration?

It came to me in a dream actually, a dream filled with candy cane horned unicorns that shat cupcakes, but candycaneunicorncupcake was taken, and I refuse to ever put a number behind my username! so this name was born

 

[Eraserhead]

I feel like i have a pretty good idea on what's holding you back.

Perhaps I'm too forward with women? Do I come on too strong? Perhaps I should wait until the second date before telling them my ***** is small and ineffective? Perhaps I should stop telling them that my best friend is Harvey Weinstein?

I just don't know anymore.

 

[MisterLonely]

I feel like i have a pretty good idea on what's holding you back.

Perhaps I'm too forward with women? Do I come on too strong? Perhaps I should wait until the second date before telling them my ***** is small and ineffective? Perhaps I should stop telling them that my best friend is Harvey Weinstein?

 I just don't know anymore.

***** size doesn't matter, so don't tell them at all, it's nothing you can change anyway! If you do end up in the sack with a lovely lady and she doesn't like the size of your member than that's on her, not you!

Have you ever heard of a woman going "I should let you know beforehand that I have a gaping cavernous ******, and you might not feel anything at all when we have ***", I doubt it... so why should you tell them anything about your ***** instead of letting them find out on their own.

 

[ardour]

This is the least of your problems.

 

[ringwood]

I think the real problem is that your brain is small and ineffective. Most women, myself included, are perfectly willing to overlook a small and ineffective ***** - a brain, on the other hand, is another story.

 

[bleed_the_freak]

Nah, just use your tongue and strap on a big meat-monster and pound her with that. It's like a twofer

 

[GizmonicScrewdriver]

Good god, who sent you here!!

 

[Xpendable]

Who's brain is small if they can't detect the obvious troll?

 

[user 139760]

I'll tell you when I find it.

 

[morrowrd]

I feel like i have a pretty good idea on what's holding you back.

Perhaps I'm too forward with women? Do I come on too strong? Perhaps I should wait until the second date before telling them my ***** is small and ineffective? Perhaps I should stop telling them that my best friend is Harvey Weinstein?

 I just don't know anymore.

***** size doesn't matter, so don't tell them at all, it's nothing you can change anyway! If you do end up in the sack with a lovely lady and she doesn't like the size of your member than that's on her, not you!

Have you ever heard of a woman going "I should let you know beforehand that I have a gaping cavernous ******, and you might not feel anything at all when we have ***", I doubt it... so why should you tell them anything about your ***** instead of letting them find out on their own.

I usually ignore posts like this, because I'm pretty sure they're fake.  Yet, I've read the replies, and while I'm not a woman, I'm going to stick with my opinion that size does matter. Sure, you have your fingers and toes, and tongue, BUT there is a place deep inside that's pretty easy to hit if you have at least a normal size *****.  

Back to the original post though, usually people posting topics like this are bored fetish-minded people (male of course) wasting keystrokes. So this reply is for the responders, not the original poster.

 

[Brennabean]

I think the real problem is that your brain is small and ineffective. Most women, myself included, are perfectly willing to overlook a small and ineffective ***** - a brain, on the other hand, is another story.

This is true

 

[user 139760]

Actually been looking for mine since 1995. Hell, even with the microscope, it's a hassle.

 

[Volt]

You can go to any random **** site, and they will sometimes offer easy to follow instructions in extending it. I tried it too and it works great! 7 inches now!

 

[user 139760]

You can go to any random **** site, and they will sometimes offer easy to follow instructions in extending it. I tried it too and it works great! 7 inches now!

Hmm, not sure.
You know, when you walk into the doctor's office, drop your pants and he looks at you and goes "Okay, so where is it?" you kind of figure the gig is up. ;-)

 

[Volt]

Ask him: "I thought you had it."