My ***** is small and ineffective.

[user 139760]

"I'm sorry, doc. Mum warned me what happenned if I played too much with it".
You hand him a rock ;-)

 

[Volt]

 

[bleed_the_freak]

Is this the wrong thread to discuss how my ***** is large and extremely effective?

 

[user 139760]

Is this the wrong thread to discuss how my ***** is large and extremely effective?

***cowers in feelings of insufficience and insecurity***

...n-n-no, of course not....

 

[NewStuff]

Is this the wrong thread to discuss how my ***** is large and extremely effective?

***cowers in feelings of insufficience and insecurity***

...n-n-no, of course not....

You guys are hilarious!

 

[TheLoadedDog]

It ain't the meat, it's the motion.

Or conversely...

**ahem**

Long and thin
Goes right in.
Good for making babies.
Short and thick
Does the trick
Popular with the ladies.

 

[Volt]

What about short and thin?

 

[user 139760]

...well, hey, you still got your health!
Hehe!
Hum....

 

[ardour]

What about short and thin?

 

[DarkSelene]

[YouTube]aaEVHO_AVKs[/YouTube]

 

[Volt]

Something about it's ya boi in general never fails to make me laugh.

 

[Jafo]

I have a micropenis. Ain't life grand?

 

[user 139760]

Well hey at least you got one.
Still looking for mine since 1996.
It's funny to see the poll in context with the thread name. This must've been something like a troll thread, I feel right at home.
Then again, I'm probably going to hell anyway.
The SPECIAL Hell.
The one reserved for child molesters and people that talk in theaters.

 

[TheLoadedDog]

I shouldn't make light of this, but as soon as I read the thread title, it came across to me as a Cold War spy password.

Two operatives in trenchcoats and trilby hats meet for the first time, and have to establish credentials...

"The geese fly high over Moscow."

"My ***** is small and ineffective."


Sorry.