Non Sequitur Thread

[Minus]

Isn't seven test and eleven quizzes in three weeks a bit excessive?

 

[cheaptrickfan]

I think I am going to bake cheesecake for my birthday.

 

[Badjedidude]

I ate WAY too much pizza today.

It's sickening. -_-

 

[grainofrice24]

Now which one of you ladies wants to buy ME a drink?

 

[mintymint]

That rice was good. Yes you heard me.

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I can report my own posts to the mods? Why do I like that so much?

 

[SophiaGrace]

This thread reminds me of the "What are you thinking right now thread?" It's sort of non-sequitur.

 

[cheaptrickfan]

Just mopped the kitchen floor and am waiting for it to dry. Really I should have gotten myself a cup of coffee before I did that. Hmph.

A side note, the cat looks on in horror as I mop. He dislikes that almost as much as the vacuum cleaner.

 

[Minus]

darn, still no grades posted for the two tests yesterday.

 

[JAYtheMAGNIFICENT]

i need milk

 

[discolemonade]

Why yes, your kidneys look very nice In that shirt.

 

[grainofrice24]

A guy walks into a bar, and sees this beautiful woman, so he goes up to her and says "you know I think you're really smokin' and I was wondering if I can buy you a drink". The lady says "sure big boy". So they have a few drinks together and they both get a bit tipsy, so eventually the man asks "Hey...you wanna get outta here, maybe go back to my place for some fun ". The lady says "now you're speaking my language ". So as they're walking back the guy says "I just got out of a really boring marraige, and I'd like to try something kinky? Sound good to you?". The lady says "oooh, sounds good to me". So they get back to his house, and they have sex, but in a very traditional commonplace style/manner. They both enjoyed it, and as they're getting dressed the woman turns to the guy and says "I thought you wanted to something kinky...that was fun, but I was expecting something wilder". The guy says oh don't worry...I just took a **** in your purse.

True story

 

[cheaptrickfan]

Look. An olive.

 

[Minus]

ah, a whole pile of paper

 

[discolemonade]

You forgot to harvest your zombies.

 

[cheaptrickfan]

no more tears left

 

[PoWer2tHePeOpLE]

burn all the yesterdays into the wind

 

[cheaptrickfan]

Carbs. I need carbs.

 

[PoWer2tHePeOpLE]

If I could urinate telekinetically, I wouldn't need to move right now.

 

[Badjedidude]

I GOT MOTHEREFFIN' CONTACTS, FOO!!

Pics to come shortly.

 

[cheaptrickfan]

Why, trash guys, why?