Non Sequitur Thread

[discolemonade]

My English teacher named his kid, Dexter

 

[cheaptrickfan]

I can't stand Rachael Ray. I just want to smack the perky and cutesy off her face. I know, I know, I must be an insufferable bitch.

*sigh*

I can't stand Oprah either. I am just sick of "celebrity personalities" and the idea that I should give a **** what they say.

 

[discolemonade]

I have a lego darth vadar key chain on my keys c:

 

[grainofrice24]

work is boring...someone pm me or be in the chat or something...GOD it's ONLY 11:13!!!!! :club:

 

[Badjedidude]

My eyes need oxygennnnnnnn.

I can't stand Rachael Ray. I just want to smack the perky and cutesy off her face. I know, I know, I must be an insufferable bitch.

I kinda like her voice for some reason. Really husky/throaty kinda. *shrug* Sexy.

I have a lego darth vadar key chain on my keys c:

FREAKIN' AWESOME! I love LEGOs

 

[eris]

I keep dreaming that my new tat smears, and im stuck with a yucky, ugly , smeary tattoo. I also like squirrels. I wouldnt mind living with squirrels if they were litter trained. But I hate grasshoppers, really. They are ugly mofos.

 

[cheaptrickfan]

Re: Beetle-contaminated infant formula.

Ok, so by "beetle" do they mean COCKROACH? OMFG *gag*

Thank God my kids never had formula.

 

[Minus]

so since everyone was working away he decided that everyone could just work today.

 

[discolemonade]

I have to pee. Too lazy

 

[Minus]

i thing i am going in circles.

 

[mintymint]

Crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap *sigh* crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap *sigh* crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap. Part 2

 

[Danielle]

uh oh minty

 

[cheaptrickfan]

Wow.

 

[Badjedidude]

Woot.

 

[discolemonade]

Your skin is peeling like a sticker. Not a banana. Bitch

 

[grainofrice24]

New law: if you're in a "conversation" where the other person is talking for 10 minutes straight, and you have said less than 10-20 words...it should be perfectly legal to knock out a few of his teeth...

Oh yeah...when I'm president...things are gonna change around here

 

[Badjedidude]

I got out early today.

Thank all mighty gods great and powerful for silly homecoming parades.

lol

 

[cheaptrickfan]

"CANDY BARS!"

 

[Minus]

looks like last time.

 

[Badjedidude]

This apple is FAR BETTER than it has any right to be.

Yay fruit!