PORNSTARS PISS ME OFF

[Blue_Eyed_Symphony]

I get so "excited" when I am about to watch porn.
I get really turned on because it's SOOOO HOTT!
Then the bitch ruins it....
She has to moan excessively LOUD and say **** that really turns me off.
It will like a slow motion "action" and she is ******* moaning loud and fast as if it's a super fast scene (totally obvious faking)
THEN..what the **** is up with them doing that thing with their lips when she makes that *ZZZZZZZZZZZZgggghhhhhhh* noise thing. WTF!
So I have to watch porn on mute now...Oh well...gets the job done

Yes, I am a girl....
I am posting about PORN
Not just a "guy" thing....

 

[TropicalStarfish]

Fake tits and fake moaning annoy me.

 

[Blue_Eyed_Symphony]

Same........
What the hell has porn come to?!!!!!

 

[Antonio]

I'm sorry, but you seem to be watching the wrong type of porn. There are companies with excelent quality movies where that doesn't happen.

 

[Blue_Eyed_Symphony]

I'm sorry, but you seem to be watching the wrong type of porn. There are companies with excelent quality movies where that doesn't happen.

There is a reason to live after all!

 

[Limlim]

You should watch Japanese porn one day. The weird squeaks the girls make on it make it sound like they are crying. You... You actually feel bad for them. It is a definite boner kill.

 

[Blue_Eyed_Symphony]

You should watch Japanese porn one day. The weird squeaks the girls make on it make it sound like they are crying. You... You actually feel bad for them. It is a definite boner kill.

AHHHHHH
NO!!
That would totally ruin my Anime obsession!

 

[perfanoff]

Lessons that porn teaches us:
1. Don't ever think of skipping the ******* before sex. It's not optional.

 

[kamya]

This is why amateur porn is better.

 

[nerdygirl]

Perhaps you should go into porn so you can show 'em how it's done?

 

[Blue_Eyed_Symphony]

Then I would feel bad nerdygirl.....
I would put them ALL out of business

 

[Trent]

lessons that porn teaches:

1. all women want come shot into their eye sockets

2. people routinely want something that has touched their butt put into their mouth

3. spit and saliva are best when spat upon every inch of another's body

 

[LoneKiller]

Fake moaning is such ********. I never watch pro porn. Fake moaning is so annoying. You'd think the woman was having intercourse with an elephant for Christ's sake.

Amateur all the way!

 

[Blue_Eyed_Symphony]

So, Trent, How are you graded upon these lessons?

 

[LoneKiller]

I have him an B+. He's very talented, but still has to work on a few things yet.


EDIT: Appalling attempt at humor. I should be arrested for this one.

 

[Felix]

What pisses me off is the close up of the penis penetrating the vagina for 2 mins. I wanna see the whole body!

 

[AngryKoreanMan]

As I read this; I can't help but..

*mod edit* Sorry, that's considered porn.

 

[Tealeaf]

It would be hard to make satire about porn because, well... it would look just like the real thing.

 

[LoneKiller]

My old man has over a 1,000 flicks. He pays me to download them for him.

 

[homely]

Hey its beats cheating, right?