Questions for the Men

[NoxApex(N/A)]

I have to say sorry for giving this a mere “like” by accident I love this… I love the concept of this. This is how I live everyday…,with the promise of black after so if i come back as a bloody caterpillar i’ll just lay out in the sun and wait for the birds

Today you are a woman, tomorrow you will die a woman's death, on the third day you will be a caterpillar, and according to monotheism, didn't "God" create the world in 7 days?

 

[ardour]

Lol it was like 4 am, best i could come up with but awh dont say that…

I mean... you can't just be upfront like that. Any experienced loser will just scurry away out of self-preservation.

No, you have to weasel your way into my trust with flattery and frequent messaging first. Then after months, slowly drop the mask with increasingly obnoxious comments about my appearances and status. Really confuse the hell out of me. When my insecurities are laid bare, that's when Chad comes into the picture.

 

[Adamridge79]

Wait...catappeliers turn into something beautiful, even gypsy moths....no

 

[CenotaphGirl]

I mean... you can't just be upfront like that. Any experienced loser will just scurry away out of self-preservation.

No, you have to weasel your way into my trust with flattery and frequent messaging first. Then after months, slowly drop the mask with increasingly obnoxious comments about my appearances and status. Really confuse the hell out of me. When my insecurities are laid bare, that's when Chad comes into the picture.

I wish it worked that way… truth is Chads been there from the start… but ugh dont let the psychos ruin ya no matter what, just tell them… you wish you had their sister instead, that… would make me crumble

 

[NoxApex(N/A)]

I wish it worked that way… truth is Chads been there from the start… but ugh dont let the psychos ruin ya no matter what, just tell them… you wish you had their sister instead, that… would make me crumble

Chad, Cad, **** is the difference??
We're all gonna die before the planet we're stuck on dies.
Every nuke owned buy every country coagulated into a single spot before being collectively set off would be equally visible on the surface of Earth as an explosion from the distance of the surface of Mars...and Earth as a planet would still survive...humans just wouldn't...and I think that's a very large flaw in our thinking.

This Rock is 4,530,000,000 years old, if we go by a rough Darwinian sketch, we've only been here for 500,000 Years.

Chad, Cad, **** it, it doesn't matter.
Nukes? Don't matter.
Who you have sexual relations with? Doesn't matter.
Who you have marital relations with? Doesn't matter.

There's a whole Hell of a lot of feels floating around, with not a lot of tethered real world merit, and that's a very large part of the problem.

"But at least Chad got to pass their seed" is the argument, to which I rebuttal: "To what ******* properly intellectually comprehensive avail??"

And at about that point, I am man atop the mountain, waiting for an answer from the sky which shall never fall upon me.

And it's because of this, why I just don't wrap my head around such social conundrums.

Freedom is only ever acquired through deep personal introspection. Everything thereafter, Masculine or Feminine, is kind of a social front, a farce, or clout chasing if you prefer, if you think about it enough.

 

[CenotaphGirl]

Chad, Cad, **** is the difference??
We're all gonna die before the planet we're stuck on dies.
Every nuke owned buy every country coagulated into a single spot before being collectively set off would be equally visible on the surface of Earth as an explosion from the distance of the surface of Mars...and Earth as a planet would still survive...humans just wouldn't...and I think that's a very large flaw in our thinking.

This Rock is 4,530,000,000 years old, if we go by a rough Darwinian sketch, we've only been here for 500,000 Years.

Chad, Cad, **** it, it doesn't matter.
Nukes? Don't matter.
Who you have sexual relations with? Doesn't matter.
Who you have marital relations with? Doesn't matter.

There's a whole Hell of a lot of feels floating around, with not a lot of tethered real world merit, and that's a very large part of the problem.

"But at least Chad got to pass their seed" is the argument, to which I rebuttal: "To what ******* properly intellectually comprehensive avail??"

And at about that point, I am man atop the mountain, waiting for an answer from the sky which shall never fall upon me.

And it's because of this, why I just don't wrap my head around such social conundrums.

Freedom is only ever acquired through deep personal introspection. Everything thereafter, Masculine or Feminine, is kind of a social front, a farce, or clout chasing if you prefer, if you think about it enough.

I’m with ya! Maybe not on the nothing matters part but everything else

 

[NoxApex(N/A)]

I’m with ya! Maybe not on the nothing matters part but everything else

I guess it's easy for me to be outside of myself, despite my introversion.
Teaching myself to face my mortality as a regulated practice has actually greatly improved my quality of life. I'm able to enjoy the extreme temporary state of everything. The colors of the seasons are my enjoyable now, most things are more enjoyable through this lens of perspective analysis. The woodpecker that wakes me up every morning outside my window is less annoying and more like a friendly fellow alarm clock. Because I understand the temporaryness of all things, it actually allows me to enjoy mundane life that we so easily take for granted as humans. The kinds of things you overlook if the only thing you're ever focused on is money and love.

 

[CenotaphGirl]

I guess it's easy for me to be outside of myself, despite my introversion.
Teaching myself to face my mortality as a regulated practice has actually greatly improved my quality of life. I'm able to enjoy the extreme temporary state of everything. The colors of the seasons are my enjoyable now, most things are more enjoyable through this lens of perspective analysis. The woodpecker that wakes me up every morning outside my window is less annoying and more like a friendly fellow alarm clock. Because I understand the temporaryness of all things, it actually allows me to enjoy mundane life that we so easily take for granted as humans. The kinds of things you overlook if the only thing you're ever focused on is money and love.

To be honest, I love that time is fleeting, but just because nothing lasts forever doesn't make it meaningless to me anyway, it makes it beautiful like my dad only stayed for a while, but i dont think his whole existence was meaningless… I think it adds more… more power to the idea of time, and what and who you spend time on… but i have a romantic view of everything lolz

 

[Finished]

Chad, Cad, **** is the difference??
We're all gonna die before the planet we're stuck on dies.
Every nuke owned buy every country coagulated into a single spot before being collectively set off would be equally visible on the surface of Earth as an explosion from the distance of the surface of Mars...and Earth as a planet would still survive...humans just wouldn't...and I think that's a very large flaw in our thinking.

This Rock is 4,530,000,000 years old, if we go by a rough Darwinian sketch, we've only been here for 500,000 Years.

Chad, Cad, **** it, it doesn't matter.
Nukes? Don't matter.
Who you have sexual relations with? Doesn't matter.
Who you have marital relations with? Doesn't matter.

There's a whole Hell of a lot of feels floating around, with not a lot of tethered real world merit, and that's a very large part of the problem.

"But at least Chad got to pass their seed" is the argument, to which I rebuttal: "To what ******* properly intellectually comprehensive avail??"

And at about that point, I am man atop the mountain, waiting for an answer from the sky which shall never fall upon me.

And it's because of this, why I just don't wrap my head around such social conundrums.

Freedom is only ever acquired through deep personal introspection. Everything thereafter, Masculine or Feminine, is kind of a social front, a farce, or clout chasing if you prefer, if you think about it enough.

Soooooooooo, are you saying you are gay???

 

[NoxApex(N/A)]

Soooooooooo, are you saying you are gay???

No, I'm saying people who go around licking frogs trying to get high often die by licking the wrong frog.
Run around ******* everything that moves, and you're gonna eventually have your **** rot off or get buried by the labors of child support and responsibilities of parenthood.
I don't really need other people or additional labors in order to find fulfillment and meaning, that is already determined for me by the rest of my instincts outside of my reproductive instincts. If I could wed Santa Muerte, I would.

 

[Finished]

No, I'm saying people who go around licking frogs trying to get high often die by licking the wrong frog.
Run around ******* everything that moves, and you're gonna eventually have your **** rot off or get buried by the labors of child support and responsibilities of parenthood.
I don't really need other people or additional labors in order to find fulfillment and meaning, that is already determined for me by the rest of my instincts outside of my reproductive instincts. If I could wed Santa Muerte, I would.

That's HOT!!!

 

[CenotaphGirl]

Soooooooooo, are you saying you are gay???

You are so bad Finished! Goodness me!

 

[TheSkaFish]

"But at least Chad got to pass their seed" is the argument, to which I rebuttal: "To what ******* properly intellectually comprehensive avail??"

It's not just about "passing one's seed" though.
It's about the quality of life you get to live, before you go.
Maybe it could be argued that nothing matters because nothing is going to be here in a billion years, but I'm more concerned with how my own life is going to be, rather than what will or won't be here in some far-off time.

If nothing matters because nothing will be here eventually, then why get out of bed in the morning?

As far as I'm concerned, getting to experience a romantic relationship - an experience that most people seem to feel is fundamental to a life well-lived, and who also seem to take for granted as a given, normal part of life, a thing that "just happens", at least in modern countries - is a whole hell of lot better, than not. The difference in quality of life between someone who gets to be in a relationship and someone who doesn't, is huge.

It's easier to live with not owning a Ferrari, or not being a celebrity, than it is to live with never experiencing a romantic relationship - the thing that all kinds of media have been about since the dawn of time, and has inspired all kinds of feelings.

Not an attack, by the way. Just saying there's more to it.

 

[CenotaphGirl]

Right! You men of mischief... want a light hearted question...?

I'll set the scene... it's 7pm, 5th date and she's cooked! You know... at her place But the food is disgusting... like it's all bad, flavours and textures are wayyy off. Only thing you enjoy is the wine... what would you do?...

 

[Finished]

Right! You men of mischief... want a light hearted question...?

I'll set the scene... it's 7pm, 5th date and she's cooked! You know... at her place But the food is disgusting... like it's all bad, flavours and textures are wayyy off. Only thing you enjoy is the wine... what would you do?...

Have *** with her and tell her that I have strong feelings for her in a non-scary way.

Oh about the food......
It depends how we interact with each other at that point. By the 5th date I'm pretty comfortable with someone. I mean she's seen me and she's still around. So, the rest is gravy. If she worked really hard on the meal I would say it looks wonderful and it's obvious alot of care went into it. Then I would thank her for the effort. But, if she keeps asking soooooooooo did you like how it tasted? I would be honest and tell her that's she's hot and I really couldn't taste the food because all I could think about was her. Then I would start teasing her and kissing her neck. You know, I'll be back in a few minutes. Excuse me.

 

[Macsimum Myers]

Lol despite popular belief I only date unattractive men… its my fetish …. I like to crush their self esteem as much as possible before dumping them for chad

Like honestly… you just want a reason to dislike me soooo badly, just admit you’re in love with me… it’ll be far less painful

I'm in love with you. What's next?

 

[Macsimum Myers]

Right! You men of mischief... want a light hearted question...?

I'll set the scene... it's 7pm, 5th date and she's cooked! You know... at her place But the food is disgusting... like it's all bad, flavours and textures are wayyy off. Only thing you enjoy is the wine... what would you do?...

Do her.

 

[user 135671]

Right! You men of mischief... want a light hearted question...?

I'll set the scene... it's 7pm, 5th date and she's cooked! You know... at her place But the food is disgusting... like it's all bad, flavours and textures are wayyy off. Only thing you enjoy is the wine... what would you do?...

I hate bad food so I'd have to go to another of my women for me tea ... probably take the wine with me if it's that good too

 

[NoxApex(N/A)]

Right! You men of mischief... want a light hearted question...?

I'll set the scene... it's 7pm, 5th date and she's cooked! You know... at her place But the food is disgusting... like it's all bad, flavours and textures are wayyy off. Only thing you enjoy is the wine... what would you do?...

Eat it anyway?
It's free food that someone put an effort into.
Plus, I'm not that picky of an eater.
Salt, Pepper and basic spices can be used to easily doctor something up to make it more palatable.
I have a surprisingly strong stomach.
Alternatively I can ration the wine out to wash it down.
I don't overthink food, it's food.
If someone does something uncharacteristic spontaneously like if she cooks suddenly when she normally doesn't, I'm honestly gonna be a little more concerned about why she did that. Like, you okay??

 

[Colster]

Initial thoughts are to feed her to the food blender.

Truthfully, be honest but politely. There's no need to be Gordon Ramsay. Although, be wary about making excuses, as you might find that these have a habit of coming back at you; she serves the same dish again, and again!

Chances are, it will momentarily annoy or offend her. Sorry for the generalisation, but every woman who I have dated, always made such a fuss about their cooking. Each demanding to be regarded as a master chef.

Therefore, it is essential to point out to your date, that being honest upon this occasion, they will know that your other compliments are genuine, and subsequently pay her a compliment.

* I hate, loath, despise all these silly frigging games, the dance of courtship, which we must endure. Fussing, faffing, and frigging frills. If by this stage in a relationship, you aren't busy bumping ugly and watching childish comedy, then I strongly recommend using the food blender or perhaps just leaving, assuming you can't find the blender.