Ekstra
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"None of us is as dumb as all of us" - Despair,inc.
Help Support Loneliness, Depression & Relationship Forum:
Nice, I'm already denying everything, I must be a step ahead of the game,lolevanescencefan91 said:
Ekstra said:
I love Despair, Inc, they always have funny stuff, heres one of my favorite:
Here are some other quotes that I think are pretty nifty:
Nothing is permanent----Buddha(Gautama Siddharta)
What is to give light must endure burning----Viktor Frankl
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diamond-dancer
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Every silver lining has a cloud.
In love, the end prevails.
Bounds know no hope.
If it doesn't make you stronger, it'll kill you.
...EDIT...
Whoops... it went over my head that you asked for inspiration quotes. lol. Well, those help to keep me grounded I guess.
I've always liked:
"There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so." - Willy Shakespeare
In love, the end prevails.
Bounds know no hope.
If it doesn't make you stronger, it'll kill you.
...EDIT...
Whoops... it went over my head that you asked for inspiration quotes. lol. Well, those help to keep me grounded I guess.
I've always liked:
"There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so." - Willy Shakespeare
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"It's hard to go backwards" - my Dad
"A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do". - one of my favorite rationalizations (or, actually, once you've used up all the valid reasons NOT to, and you gonna do it anyway).
"It's always something".
"A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do". - one of my favorite rationalizations (or, actually, once you've used up all the valid reasons NOT to, and you gonna do it anyway).
"It's always something".
toxic-tears
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"how can you face the problem, if the problem is your face"
its just a humor quote that just pop into my mind. =P
its just a humor quote that just pop into my mind. =P
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mink
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"Some things are better when they don't change with time...like our friendship and the great times we share online."
- Someone I don't know lol told me this..
- Someone I don't know lol told me this..
toxic-tears
Well-known member
"dont do unto other if you dont want other do unto u. "
Lost in the Oilfield
Well-known member
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
- Mark Twain
Always do right- this will gratify some and astonish the rest.
- Mark Twain
Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
-George Santayana
In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
- Martin Luther King Jr.
C (programming language) makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg.
- Bjarne Stroustrup
There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.
- Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back.
- Paul Erdos
Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.
- Henry Ford
A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
- Edward Abbey
I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have."
- Thomas Jefferson
If those in charge of our society - politicians, corporate executives, and owners of press and television - can dominate our ideas, they will be secure in their power. They will not need soldiers patrolling the streets. We will control ourselves.
- Howard Zinn
There is nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.
-Dilbert
Yup, you're a *******.
-Butthead (Beavis and Butthead)
Live long and prosper.
-Spock (Star Trek)
Do or do not... there is no try.
-Yoda (Star Wars)
History will have to record that the greatest tragedy of this period of social transition was not the strident clamor of the bad people, but the appalling silence of the good people.
-Martin Luthur king Jr
Just because you're paranoid don't mean they're not after you.
- Kurt Cobain
We have about 50% of the world's wealth, but only 6.3% of its population...In this situation we cannot fail to be the object of envy and resentment...We should cease to talk about vague and unreal objectives such as human rights, the raising of living standards, and democritization. The day is not far off when we are going to have to deal in straight power concepts. The less we are then hampered by idealistic slogans, the better
-George Keenan, Head of the U.S. State Department, Policy Planning Study 23, 1948
Dancing is silent poetry.
- Simonides (556-468bc)
Try to learn something about everything and everything about something.
- Thomas Henry Huxley
When the enemy advances, We retreat.
When he escapes, We harass.
When he retreats, We pursue.
When he is tired, We attack.
When he burns, We put out the fire.
When he loots, We attack.
When he pursues, We hide.
When he retreats, We return.
-Mao Tse Tung (guerilla warrior)
Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws.
- Plato (427-347 B.C.)
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
- Napoleon Bonaparte
It is well this is so terrible, lest we should grow too fond of it.
-Robert E. Lee
It is with words as with sunbeams- the more they are condensed, the deeper they burn.
-Robert Southey
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
- Isaac Asimov
Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.
- Antoine de Saint Exupery
Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens.
- Jimi Hendrix
The best way to predict the future is to invent it.
- Alan Kay
Never mistake motion for action.
- Ernest Hemingway
Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd."
- William Congreve
I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
- Thomas Watson (1874-1956), Chairman of IBM, 1943
If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
- Will Rogers
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.
- Robert Frost
If you are going through hell, keep going.
- Sir Winston Churchill
I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.
- Ian L. Fleming
You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.
- Gilbert Keith Chesterton
I would have made a good Pope.
- Richard M. Nixon
It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.
- Aristotle (384-322 B.C.)
One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important.
- Bertrand Russell
Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler.
- Albert Einstein
I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.
- Steven Wright
Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.
- Robert J. Oppenheimer (1904-1967) (citing from the Bhagavad Gita, after witnessing the world's first nuclear explosion)
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
- Robert Orben
Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
- Will Durant
I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.
- Xenocrates (396-314 B.C.)
If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.
- Mario Andretti
When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.
- Friedrich Nietzsche
While we are postponing, life speeds by.
- Seneca (3BC - 65AD)
Wit is educated insolence.
- Aristotle (384-322 B.C.)
"My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
- Socrates (470-399 B.C.)
Respecting your opponents is key to winning any bout. Hold your enemy in contempt, and you may miss the strategy behind his moves.
-Col. David Hackworth
Who is more foolish, the fool, or the one who follows them?
-Obi Wan Kinobe
There is one kind of prison where the man is behind bars, and everything that he desires is outside; and there is another kind where the things are behind bars, and the man is outside.
-Upton Sinclair
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
- Albert Einstein
The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.
- Emile Zola
People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
- Soren Aabye Kierkegaard
The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
- Samuel Johnson
Political correctness is tyranny with manners.
- Charlton Heston
Love is friendship set on fire.
- Jeremy Taylor
A poem is never finished, only abandoned.
- Paul Valery
We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.
- General Douglas MacArthur
Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
- Wernher Von Braun
Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens. But let him not vow to walk in the dark, who has not seen the nightfall.
-J.R.R. Tolkien
How we live is so different from how we ought to live that he who studies what ought to be done rather than what is done will learn the way to his downfall rather than to his preservation.
- Niccolo Machiavelli
A pint of sweat saves a gallon of blood.
- General George S. Patton
After I'm dead I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one.
- Cato the Elder (234-149 BC, AKA Marcus Porcius Cato)
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
- Tom Clancy
Opportunities multiply as they are seized.
- Sun Tzu
Men have become the tools of their tools.
- Henry David Thoreau
A witty saying proves nothing.
- Voltaire
Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
- last words of Pancho Villa (1877-1923)
This is funny... it's quotes of famous people speaking of other famous people
"Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance."
- Plato (427-347 B.C.)
"Plato was a bore."
- Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900)
"Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal."
- Leo Tolstoy (1828-1910)
"I'm not going to get into the ring with Tolstoy."
- Ernest Hemingway (1899-1961)
"Hemingway was a jerk."
- Harold Robbins
- Mark Twain
Always do right- this will gratify some and astonish the rest.
- Mark Twain
Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
-George Santayana
In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
- Martin Luther King Jr.
C (programming language) makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg.
- Bjarne Stroustrup
There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.
- Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back.
- Paul Erdos
Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.
- Henry Ford
A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
- Edward Abbey
I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have."
- Thomas Jefferson
If those in charge of our society - politicians, corporate executives, and owners of press and television - can dominate our ideas, they will be secure in their power. They will not need soldiers patrolling the streets. We will control ourselves.
- Howard Zinn
There is nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.
-Dilbert
Yup, you're a *******.
-Butthead (Beavis and Butthead)
Live long and prosper.
-Spock (Star Trek)
Do or do not... there is no try.
-Yoda (Star Wars)
History will have to record that the greatest tragedy of this period of social transition was not the strident clamor of the bad people, but the appalling silence of the good people.
-Martin Luthur king Jr
Just because you're paranoid don't mean they're not after you.
- Kurt Cobain
We have about 50% of the world's wealth, but only 6.3% of its population...In this situation we cannot fail to be the object of envy and resentment...We should cease to talk about vague and unreal objectives such as human rights, the raising of living standards, and democritization. The day is not far off when we are going to have to deal in straight power concepts. The less we are then hampered by idealistic slogans, the better
-George Keenan, Head of the U.S. State Department, Policy Planning Study 23, 1948
Dancing is silent poetry.
- Simonides (556-468bc)
Try to learn something about everything and everything about something.
- Thomas Henry Huxley
When the enemy advances, We retreat.
When he escapes, We harass.
When he retreats, We pursue.
When he is tired, We attack.
When he burns, We put out the fire.
When he loots, We attack.
When he pursues, We hide.
When he retreats, We return.
-Mao Tse Tung (guerilla warrior)
Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws.
- Plato (427-347 B.C.)
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
- Napoleon Bonaparte
It is well this is so terrible, lest we should grow too fond of it.
-Robert E. Lee
It is with words as with sunbeams- the more they are condensed, the deeper they burn.
-Robert Southey
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
- Isaac Asimov
Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.
- Antoine de Saint Exupery
Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens.
- Jimi Hendrix
The best way to predict the future is to invent it.
- Alan Kay
Never mistake motion for action.
- Ernest Hemingway
Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd."
- William Congreve
I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
- Thomas Watson (1874-1956), Chairman of IBM, 1943
If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
- Will Rogers
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.
- Robert Frost
If you are going through hell, keep going.
- Sir Winston Churchill
I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.
- Ian L. Fleming
You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.
- Gilbert Keith Chesterton
I would have made a good Pope.
- Richard M. Nixon
It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.
- Aristotle (384-322 B.C.)
One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important.
- Bertrand Russell
Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler.
- Albert Einstein
I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.
- Steven Wright
Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.
- Robert J. Oppenheimer (1904-1967) (citing from the Bhagavad Gita, after witnessing the world's first nuclear explosion)
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
- Robert Orben
Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
- Will Durant
I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.
- Xenocrates (396-314 B.C.)
If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.
- Mario Andretti
When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.
- Friedrich Nietzsche
While we are postponing, life speeds by.
- Seneca (3BC - 65AD)
Wit is educated insolence.
- Aristotle (384-322 B.C.)
"My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
- Socrates (470-399 B.C.)
Respecting your opponents is key to winning any bout. Hold your enemy in contempt, and you may miss the strategy behind his moves.
-Col. David Hackworth
Who is more foolish, the fool, or the one who follows them?
-Obi Wan Kinobe
There is one kind of prison where the man is behind bars, and everything that he desires is outside; and there is another kind where the things are behind bars, and the man is outside.
-Upton Sinclair
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
- Albert Einstein
The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.
- Emile Zola
People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
- Soren Aabye Kierkegaard
The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
- Samuel Johnson
Political correctness is tyranny with manners.
- Charlton Heston
Love is friendship set on fire.
- Jeremy Taylor
A poem is never finished, only abandoned.
- Paul Valery
We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.
- General Douglas MacArthur
Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
- Wernher Von Braun
Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens. But let him not vow to walk in the dark, who has not seen the nightfall.
-J.R.R. Tolkien
How we live is so different from how we ought to live that he who studies what ought to be done rather than what is done will learn the way to his downfall rather than to his preservation.
- Niccolo Machiavelli
A pint of sweat saves a gallon of blood.
- General George S. Patton
After I'm dead I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one.
- Cato the Elder (234-149 BC, AKA Marcus Porcius Cato)
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
- Tom Clancy
Opportunities multiply as they are seized.
- Sun Tzu
Men have become the tools of their tools.
- Henry David Thoreau
A witty saying proves nothing.
- Voltaire
Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
- last words of Pancho Villa (1877-1923)
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This is funny... it's quotes of famous people speaking of other famous people
"Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance."
- Plato (427-347 B.C.)
"Plato was a bore."
- Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900)
"Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal."
- Leo Tolstoy (1828-1910)
"I'm not going to get into the ring with Tolstoy."
- Ernest Hemingway (1899-1961)
"Hemingway was a jerk."
- Harold Robbins
toxic-tears
Well-known member
the humer one..
"try and try until you die"
the right one...
"try and try until you succeed"..
"try and try until you die"
the right one...
"try and try until you succeed"..
Lost in the Oilfield
Well-known member
lol.... here's some more these aren't really inspirational or anything necessarily... I love dumb quotes... they don't always reflect the person saying them... but they're still hilarious.
«I think war is a dangerous place.»
- George W. Bush, Washington, D.C. (May 7, 2003)
«I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.»
- Britney Spears, on Blender Magazine (April 2004)
«Facts are stupid things.»
- Ronald Reagan, Former U.S. President
«The internet is a great way to get on the net.»
- Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate
«What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is.»
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President
«That's just the tip of the ice cube.»
- Neil Hamilton, BBC2
«It isn't pollution that is hurting the environment, it's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.»
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President
«I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.»
- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.
«I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa.»
— Britney Spears
(i didn't know Japan was in Africa)
«We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.»
- Jason Kidd, upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks
«Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas.»
- Keppel Enderbery, Former Australian cabinet minister
«Put the 'off' button on.»
- George W. Bush, Associated Press, 14th February 2000
«Food is an important part of a balanced diet.»
- Fran Lebowitz, US writer
(no, not just booze, drugs and cigarettes... its good to get a little food in there too)
«We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?»
- Lee Iacocca, Chairman of the Chrysler corporation
«For NASA, space is still a high priority.»
- Dan Quayle
«He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is.»
- Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer
«If only faces could talk...»
- Pat Summerall, Sportscaster, during the Super Bowl
(hahahahaha)
«I'm not anorexic. I'm from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I've never heard of one. And that includes me.»
— Jessica Simpson
(everythings bigger in texas?)
«Will the highways on the internet become more few?»
- George W Bush, Concord, New Hampshire, (29th January 2000)
(I love Bush quotes... nearly every word he utters is another comical quote)
«We are not ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur.»
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President
«They misunderestimated me.»
- George W Bush, Bentonville, Ark., (Nov. 6, 2000)
«Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods.»
- George W Bush, Austin, Texas, Dec. 20, 2000
«I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them.»
- George Bush
«My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt.»
- Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player, explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice.
(hahahahaha... it almost seems unfair to pick on jocks though)
«And now the sequence of events in no particular order.»
- Dan Rather, television news anchor
«The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century.»
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President
«Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff.»
- Mariah Carey, pop singer
«I'm so smart now. Everyone's always like 'take your top off'. Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I'm not stupid.»
- Paris Hilton (December 2003)
«It's nice, it gives you a feeling of security so that if something breaks we know we can always call a guy over and he'll bring a drill or something.»
- Brooke Shields, Actress, on why it was is good to live in a co-ed dormitory when she was in college
«Be sure and put some of those neutrons on it.»
- Mike Smith, Baseball pitcher, ordering a salad at a restaurant
«The word 'genius' isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.»
- Joe Theisman, quarterback and sports analyst
«Half this game is ninety percent mental.»
- Danny Ozark, Philadelphia Phillies manager
«I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first.»
- George Rogers, NFL New Orleans Saint RB, when asked about the upcoming season
«I do not like this word "bomb." It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding.»
- Jacques le Blanc, French ambassador on nuclear weapons
«The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing.»
- Dizzy Dean, explaining how he felt after being hit on the head by a ball in the 1934 World Series.
«I was in a no-win situation, so I'm glad that I won rather than lost.»
- Frank Bruno, Boxer
«I think war is a dangerous place.»
- George W. Bush, Washington, D.C. (May 7, 2003)
«I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.»
- Britney Spears, on Blender Magazine (April 2004)
«Facts are stupid things.»
- Ronald Reagan, Former U.S. President
«The internet is a great way to get on the net.»
- Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate
«What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is.»
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President
«That's just the tip of the ice cube.»
- Neil Hamilton, BBC2
«It isn't pollution that is hurting the environment, it's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.»
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President
«I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.»
- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.
«I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa.»
— Britney Spears
(i didn't know Japan was in Africa
)«We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.»
- Jason Kidd, upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks
«Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas.»
- Keppel Enderbery, Former Australian cabinet minister
«Put the 'off' button on.»
- George W. Bush, Associated Press, 14th February 2000
«Food is an important part of a balanced diet.»
- Fran Lebowitz, US writer
(no, not just booze, drugs and cigarettes... its good to get a little food in there too
)«We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?»
- Lee Iacocca, Chairman of the Chrysler corporation
«For NASA, space is still a high priority.»
- Dan Quayle
«He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is.»
- Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer
«If only faces could talk...»
- Pat Summerall, Sportscaster, during the Super Bowl
(hahahahaha)
«I'm not anorexic. I'm from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I've never heard of one. And that includes me.»
— Jessica Simpson
(everythings bigger in texas?)
«Will the highways on the internet become more few?»
- George W Bush, Concord, New Hampshire, (29th January 2000)
(I love Bush quotes... nearly every word he utters is another comical quote)
«We are not ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur.»
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President
«They misunderestimated me.»
- George W Bush, Bentonville, Ark., (Nov. 6, 2000)
«Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods.»
- George W Bush, Austin, Texas, Dec. 20, 2000
«I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them.»
- George Bush
«My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt.»
- Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player, explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice.
(hahahahaha... it almost seems unfair to pick on jocks though)
«And now the sequence of events in no particular order.»
- Dan Rather, television news anchor
«The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century.»
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President
«Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff.»
- Mariah Carey, pop singer
«I'm so smart now. Everyone's always like 'take your top off'. Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I'm not stupid.»
- Paris Hilton (December 2003)
«It's nice, it gives you a feeling of security so that if something breaks we know we can always call a guy over and he'll bring a drill or something.»
- Brooke Shields, Actress, on why it was is good to live in a co-ed dormitory when she was in college
«Be sure and put some of those neutrons on it.»
- Mike Smith, Baseball pitcher, ordering a salad at a restaurant
«The word 'genius' isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.»
- Joe Theisman, quarterback and sports analyst
«Half this game is ninety percent mental.»
- Danny Ozark, Philadelphia Phillies manager
«I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first.»
- George Rogers, NFL New Orleans Saint RB, when asked about the upcoming season
«I do not like this word "bomb." It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding.»
- Jacques le Blanc, French ambassador on nuclear weapons
«The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing.»
- Dizzy Dean, explaining how he felt after being hit on the head by a ball in the 1934 World Series.
«I was in a no-win situation, so I'm glad that I won rather than lost.»
- Frank Bruno, Boxer
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mink
Guest
"Wanting to be someone you're not is a waste of the person you are."
- Kurt Cobain
- Kurt Cobain
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Kristen
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Lost in the Oilfield said:lol.... here's some more these aren't really inspirational or anything necessarily... I love dumb quotes... they don't always reflect the person saying them... but they're still hilarious.
«I think war is a dangerous place.»
- George W. Bush, Washington, D.C. (May 7, 2003)
«I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.»
- Britney Spears, on Blender Magazine (April 2004)
«The internet is a great way to get on the net.»
- Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate
«What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is.»
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President
«It isn't pollution that is hurting the environment, it's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.»
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President
«I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.»
- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.
«I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa.»
— Britney Spears
«Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas.»
- Keppel Enderbery, Former Australian cabinet minister
«Put the 'off' button on.»
- George W. Bush, Associated Press, 14th February 2000
«Food is an important part of a balanced diet.»
- Fran Lebowitz, US writer
(no, not just booze, drugs and cigarettes... its good to get a little food in there too
«He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is.»
- Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer
«If only faces could talk...»
- Pat Summerall, Sportscaster, during the Super Bowl
(hahahahaha)
«I'm not anorexic. I'm from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I've never heard of one. And that includes me.»
— Jessica Simpson
(everythings bigger in texas?)
«Will the highways on the internet become more few?»
- George W Bush, Concord, New Hampshire, (29th January 2000)
(I love Bush quotes... nearly every word he utters is another comical quote)
«Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods.»
- George W Bush, Austin, Texas, Dec. 20, 2000
«And now the sequence of events in no particular order.»
- Dan Rather, television news anchor
«The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century.»
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President
«Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff.»
- Mariah Carey, pop singer
«I'm so smart now. Everyone's always like 'take your top off'. Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I'm not stupid.»
- Paris Hilton (December 2003)
«It's nice, it gives you a feeling of security so that if something breaks we know we can always call a guy over and he'll bring a drill or something.»
- Brooke Shields, Actress, on why it was is good to live in a co-ed dormitory when she was in college
these really cracked me up. Thanks a lot.
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Lost in the Oilfield
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Lol, no problem... I love hunting for qoutes funny or otherwise... Arnold Schwarzenegger, Dan Quayle, and George W. Bush all have great quotes... funny they're all politicians and they all say some of the most ridiculous things. Bush is the best... he sticks his foot in his mouth so often that it almost seems intentional.
To be apt in quotation is a splendid and dangerous gift. Splendid, because it ornaments a man's speech with other men's jewels; dangerous, for the same reason.
-Robertson Davies
"One of my concerns is that the health care not be as good as it can possibly be." --George W. Bush, on military benefits, Tipp City, Ohio, April 19, 2007
"Iraq is a very important part of securing the homeland, and it's a very important part of helping change the Middle East into a part of the world that will not serve as a threat to the civilized world, to people like -- or to the developed world, to people like -- in the United States." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April 3, 2007
"The solution to Iraq -- an Iraq that can govern itself, sustain itself and defend itself -- is more than a military mission. Precisely the reason why I sent more troops into Baghdad." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April 3, 2007
"I'm a strong proponent of the restoration of the wetlands, for a lot of reasons. There's a practical reason, though, when it comes to hurricanes: The stronger the wetlands, the more likely the damage of the hurricane." --George W. Bush, New Orleans, March 1, 2007
"The best way to defeat the totalitarian of hate is with an ideology of hope -- an ideology of hate -- excuse me --with an ideology of hope." --George W. Bush, Fort Benning, Ga., Jan. 11, 2007
"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures." --George W. Bush, Jan. 3, 2000
"If the terriers and bariffs are torn down, this economy will grow." --George W. Bush, Jan. 2000
"Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?" --George W. Bush, Florence, South Carolina, Jan. 11, 2000
"This is still a dangerous world. It's a world of madmen and uncertainty and potential mential losses." --George W. Bush, speaking at a South Carolina oyster roast, Jan. 14, 2000
"I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family." --George W. Bush, Greater Nashua, N.H., Chamber of Commerce, Jan. 27, 2000
"This is Preservation Month. I appreciate preservation. It's what you do when you run for president. You gotta preserve." --George W. Bush, speaking during "Perseverance Month" at Fairgrounds Elementary School in Nashua, New Hampshire, Jan. 28, 2000
"The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case." --George W. Bush, Pella, Iowa, as quoted by the San Antonio Express-News, Jan. 30, 2000
Lol... well I won't flood more Bushisms in here... here is a great link... you can actually listen to Bush say his funny speeches himself. XD
http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/blbushism-hanukkah.htm
"I'm the master of low expectations." —George W. Bush, aboard Air Force One, June 4, 2003
To be apt in quotation is a splendid and dangerous gift. Splendid, because it ornaments a man's speech with other men's jewels; dangerous, for the same reason.
-Robertson Davies
"One of my concerns is that the health care not be as good as it can possibly be." --George W. Bush, on military benefits, Tipp City, Ohio, April 19, 2007
"Iraq is a very important part of securing the homeland, and it's a very important part of helping change the Middle East into a part of the world that will not serve as a threat to the civilized world, to people like -- or to the developed world, to people like -- in the United States." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April 3, 2007
"The solution to Iraq -- an Iraq that can govern itself, sustain itself and defend itself -- is more than a military mission. Precisely the reason why I sent more troops into Baghdad." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April 3, 2007
"I'm a strong proponent of the restoration of the wetlands, for a lot of reasons. There's a practical reason, though, when it comes to hurricanes: The stronger the wetlands, the more likely the damage of the hurricane." --George W. Bush, New Orleans, March 1, 2007
"The best way to defeat the totalitarian of hate is with an ideology of hope -- an ideology of hate -- excuse me --with an ideology of hope." --George W. Bush, Fort Benning, Ga., Jan. 11, 2007
"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures." --George W. Bush, Jan. 3, 2000
"If the terriers and bariffs are torn down, this economy will grow." --George W. Bush, Jan. 2000
"Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?" --George W. Bush, Florence, South Carolina, Jan. 11, 2000
"This is still a dangerous world. It's a world of madmen and uncertainty and potential mential losses." --George W. Bush, speaking at a South Carolina oyster roast, Jan. 14, 2000
"I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family." --George W. Bush, Greater Nashua, N.H., Chamber of Commerce, Jan. 27, 2000
"This is Preservation Month. I appreciate preservation. It's what you do when you run for president. You gotta preserve." --George W. Bush, speaking during "Perseverance Month" at Fairgrounds Elementary School in Nashua, New Hampshire, Jan. 28, 2000
"The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case." --George W. Bush, Pella, Iowa, as quoted by the San Antonio Express-News, Jan. 30, 2000
Lol... well I won't flood more Bushisms in here... here is a great link... you can actually listen to Bush say his funny speeches himself. XD
http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/blbushism-hanukkah.htm
"I'm the master of low expectations." —George W. Bush, aboard Air Force One, June 4, 2003
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evanescencefan91 said:
Haha That was great!
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Some of my favorites..
# Once over the hill, you pick up speed.
# Middle age is when the broadness of the mind and the narrowness of the waist change places.
# Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
# Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
# I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
# I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
# If the shoe fits...buy it in every color.
# You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
# They keep saying the right person will come along...I think a truck hit mine!
# "I never think of the future. It comes soon enough." --Albert Einstein
# A penny saved is a government overlook.
# Birthdays are like glazed donuts. Sometimes its better not to remember how many you've had.
# Chocolate. Coffee. Men.
Some things are just better rich
# Once over the hill, you pick up speed.
# Middle age is when the broadness of the mind and the narrowness of the waist change places.
# Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
# Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
# I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
# I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
# If the shoe fits...buy it in every color.
# You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
# They keep saying the right person will come along...I think a truck hit mine!
# "I never think of the future. It comes soon enough." --Albert Einstein
# A penny saved is a government overlook.
# Birthdays are like glazed donuts. Sometimes its better not to remember how many you've had.
# Chocolate. Coffee. Men.
Some things are just better rich
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Arianna
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Lost in the Oilfield said:Lol, no problem... I love hunting for qoutes funny or otherwise... Arnold Schwarzenegger, Dan Quayle, and George W. Bush all have great quotes... funny they're all politicians and they all say some of the most ridiculous things. Bush is the best... he sticks his foot in his mouth so often that it almost seems intentional.
To be apt in quotation is a splendid and dangerous gift. Splendid, because it ornaments a man's speech with other men's jewels; dangerous, for the same reason.
-Robertson Davies
"One of my concerns is that the health care not be as good as it can possibly be." --George W. Bush, on military benefits, Tipp City, Ohio, April 19, 2007
"Iraq is a very important part of securing the homeland, and it's a very important part of helping change the Middle East into a part of the world that will not serve as a threat to the civilized world, to people like -- or to the developed world, to people like -- in the United States." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April 3, 2007
"The solution to Iraq -- an Iraq that can govern itself, sustain itself and defend itself -- is more than a military mission. Precisely the reason why I sent more troops into Baghdad." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April 3, 2007
"I'm a strong proponent of the restoration of the wetlands, for a lot of reasons. There's a practical reason, though, when it comes to hurricanes: The stronger the wetlands, the more likely the damage of the hurricane." --George W. Bush, New Orleans, March 1, 2007
"The best way to defeat the totalitarian of hate is with an ideology of hope -- an ideology of hate -- excuse me --with an ideology of hope." --George W. Bush, Fort Benning, Ga., Jan. 11, 2007
"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures." --George W. Bush, Jan. 3, 2000
"If the terriers and bariffs are torn down, this economy will grow." --George W. Bush, Jan. 2000
"Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?" --George W. Bush, Florence, South Carolina, Jan. 11, 2000
"This is still a dangerous world. It's a world of madmen and uncertainty and potential mential losses." --George W. Bush, speaking at a South Carolina oyster roast, Jan. 14, 2000
"I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family." --George W. Bush, Greater Nashua, N.H., Chamber of Commerce, Jan. 27, 2000
"This is Preservation Month. I appreciate preservation. It's what you do when you run for president. You gotta preserve." --George W. Bush, speaking during "Perseverance Month" at Fairgrounds Elementary School in Nashua, New Hampshire, Jan. 28, 2000
"The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case." --George W. Bush, Pella, Iowa, as quoted by the San Antonio Express-News, Jan. 30, 2000
Lol... well I won't flood more Bushisms in here... here is a great link... you can actually listen to Bush say his funny speeches himself. XD
http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/blbushism-hanukkah.htm
"I'm the master of low expectations." —George W. Bush, aboard Air Force One, June 4, 2003
I laughed until I saw him digging in his nose...oh Lito he's so gross!
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Arianna said:Lost in the Oilfield said:Lol, no problem... I love hunting for qoutes funny or otherwise... Arnold Schwarzenegger, Dan Quayle, and George W. Bush all have great quotes... funny they're all politicians and they all say some of the most ridiculous things. Bush is the best... he sticks his foot in his mouth so often that it almost seems intentional.
To be apt in quotation is a splendid and dangerous gift. Splendid, because it ornaments a man's speech with other men's jewels; dangerous, for the same reason.
-Robertson Davies
"One of my concerns is that the health care not be as good as it can possibly be." --George W. Bush, on military benefits, Tipp City, Ohio, April 19, 2007
"Iraq is a very important part of securing the homeland, and it's a very important part of helping change the Middle East into a part of the world that will not serve as a threat to the civilized world, to people like -- or to the developed world, to people like -- in the United States." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April 3, 2007
"The solution to Iraq -- an Iraq that can govern itself, sustain itself and defend itself -- is more than a military mission. Precisely the reason why I sent more troops into Baghdad." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April 3, 2007
"I'm a strong proponent of the restoration of the wetlands, for a lot of reasons. There's a practical reason, though, when it comes to hurricanes: The stronger the wetlands, the more likely the damage of the hurricane." --George W. Bush, New Orleans, March 1, 2007
"The best way to defeat the totalitarian of hate is with an ideology of hope -- an ideology of hate -- excuse me --with an ideology of hope." --George W. Bush, Fort Benning, Ga., Jan. 11, 2007
"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures." --George W. Bush, Jan. 3, 2000
"If the terriers and bariffs are torn down, this economy will grow." --George W. Bush, Jan. 2000
"Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?" --George W. Bush, Florence, South Carolina, Jan. 11, 2000
"This is still a dangerous world. It's a world of madmen and uncertainty and potential mential losses." --George W. Bush, speaking at a South Carolina oyster roast, Jan. 14, 2000
"I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family." --George W. Bush, Greater Nashua, N.H., Chamber of Commerce, Jan. 27, 2000
"This is Preservation Month. I appreciate preservation. It's what you do when you run for president. You gotta preserve." --George W. Bush, speaking during "Perseverance Month" at Fairgrounds Elementary School in Nashua, New Hampshire, Jan. 28, 2000
"The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case." --George W. Bush, Pella, Iowa, as quoted by the San Antonio Express-News, Jan. 30, 2000
Lol... well I won't flood more Bushisms in here... here is a great link... you can actually listen to Bush say his funny speeches himself. XD
http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/blbushism-hanukkah.htm
"I'm the master of low expectations." —George W. Bush, aboard Air Force One, June 4, 2003
I laughed until I saw him digging in his nose...oh Lito he's so gross!
I giggled until I saw that. Then I was ashamed for him to have that out on the internet. It's so unfortunate for him to have been born stupid!
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