son of fish!!!!!

Trent9maynard46n2 · Oct 21, 2007

awwww... come on. so I deserve whooping. but you would hook up with jesus? by the way I don't think he would approve of you beating my ass? if a sick person asked jesus for help becuz he was blind. I doubt jesus told him, boy!!!! you trying to play with my emotions. I should whoop your butt. besides I personally know jesus. and I can tell you what he would say about all that. to quote J-dizzle. "does not even a pathetic lonely man deserve some bump and grind?" by the way... that yeah baby line. I got that from jesus. he says it all the time. just like week we was chillin me and the J man. and his cousin john (the hot honey baptizer) called. and invited us to a bangin party at the red sea. the red sea is this club down town. any way, john was like... you in bro? jesus was like, Yeah baby! but if the son of god is your type of man how am I going to compare with that? jesus gets all the girls!

Colette · Oct 21, 2007

NewBirth - I'm going to hold off on your spanking because it seems like you really want it.

Trent - Last time I spoke to JC he didn't mention you. And are we talking about the same man? Jesus was a very common name back then amongst the Hebrews. Have you seen Mary? On occasion she can be seen on a half-shell in someone's front yard. Evidentally she's making appearances again.

Trent9maynard46n2 · Oct 21, 2007

i dont know? you might be talking about your mexican gardener jesus. im talking about the man. one leg longer then the other, all my women want but none of them have, my man... the and only son of god. 10 and O, J!!!!! DIZZLE! but naw I haven't seen mother mary in a while. on account of she's mad at me. incase your wondering she had a 2 foot hoogie in the fridge. I didn't know it was hers. but i was hungry. and "J" man told me to check in the ice box. so yeah... thats how that went down.