Wrong
Silent Hill
oh no, this has to be a bad thread, right? don't worry. i'll try to keep it light hearted and tasteful.
My problem is this: Spree shooters. As I'm watching a documentary about the supreme gentleman Elliot Rodger I notice how these people have one thing in common: "injustice". But what is injustice? Well in Elliot Rodgers case he couldn't get laid, no matter how hard he tried. At least he claimed that. But then why go out and shoot a bunch of people? I don't understand that. Why take this out on complete strangers you never even met? People who themselves have their own **** to deal with, their own problems. Not to mention that spree killings, I dunno if I ever mentioned it before, but are just not very original anymore. They're a dime a dozen. People are going "oh another spree shooting?" its more like youtube these days, a numbers game. You'd need to get that perfect high score to even leave your mark.
Personally i'd go in to a more original route, and by God I have turned 48 this month so maybe the alzheimers is kicking in early, I honest to God don't know if I told you guys my own original idea before. More of a contraption really. Here's what I would do to make the history books:
I'd take an old pickup truck, buy one of course, with one of those thingies where it can move up and down so you can easily get sand out and such you know? Then i'd make a guillotine out of a large sheet of metal and get a bunji rope. And a helmet. I'd glue my own head and face in to the helmet so I have a stupid smiling expression on my face, then i'd have the contraption in such a way that I can just aim, preferably at the IRS building (just for fun, no specific reason) and have the guillotine cut off my head at which point the bunji chord much like a huge catapult would launch my own head trough the IRS building's windows. Can you imagine? I mean these people would be working there and suddenly a smiling head with a stupid little helmet on came crashing trough the windows! Then of course the cops would be looking in to it thinking some maniac cut off a smiling man's head and threw it trough the windows of the IRS building, but naw! Then they'd find my body and the contraption. I'd leave no note, no stupid manifesto, i'd just keep em guessing that way. I would however maybe write something funny on the helmet like I dunno "top of the day to you!" or something like that.
Now if I were truly that far gone, that's what I would do. And I wouldn't be hurting anyone except maybe traumatize some workers at the IRS building. And even that would be funny, imagine a tax worker on a shrinks couch explaining how a smiling head just flew on to his desk next to his morning coffee! hilarity prevails!
My problem is this: Spree shooters. As I'm watching a documentary about the supreme gentleman Elliot Rodger I notice how these people have one thing in common: "injustice". But what is injustice? Well in Elliot Rodgers case he couldn't get laid, no matter how hard he tried. At least he claimed that. But then why go out and shoot a bunch of people? I don't understand that. Why take this out on complete strangers you never even met? People who themselves have their own **** to deal with, their own problems. Not to mention that spree killings, I dunno if I ever mentioned it before, but are just not very original anymore. They're a dime a dozen. People are going "oh another spree shooting?" its more like youtube these days, a numbers game. You'd need to get that perfect high score to even leave your mark.
Personally i'd go in to a more original route, and by God I have turned 48 this month so maybe the alzheimers is kicking in early, I honest to God don't know if I told you guys my own original idea before. More of a contraption really. Here's what I would do to make the history books:
I'd take an old pickup truck, buy one of course, with one of those thingies where it can move up and down so you can easily get sand out and such you know? Then i'd make a guillotine out of a large sheet of metal and get a bunji rope. And a helmet. I'd glue my own head and face in to the helmet so I have a stupid smiling expression on my face, then i'd have the contraption in such a way that I can just aim, preferably at the IRS building (just for fun, no specific reason) and have the guillotine cut off my head at which point the bunji chord much like a huge catapult would launch my own head trough the IRS building's windows. Can you imagine? I mean these people would be working there and suddenly a smiling head with a stupid little helmet on came crashing trough the windows! Then of course the cops would be looking in to it thinking some maniac cut off a smiling man's head and threw it trough the windows of the IRS building, but naw! Then they'd find my body and the contraption. I'd leave no note, no stupid manifesto, i'd just keep em guessing that way. I would however maybe write something funny on the helmet like I dunno "top of the day to you!" or something like that.
Now if I were truly that far gone, that's what I would do. And I wouldn't be hurting anyone except maybe traumatize some workers at the IRS building. And even that would be funny, imagine a tax worker on a shrinks couch explaining how a smiling head just flew on to his desk next to his morning coffee! hilarity prevails!