****star coming to town

[Limlim]

****star? Dude, you don't know where her orifices have been (or what's been in them).

On the contrary, he will know *exactly* where her orifices have been and what's been in them. He just has to watch the video records of it.

 

[freedom]

WOOOAAAH! BUDDY! HANG ON A SECOND!...

you said you "haven't been able to convince anyone to have sex with me in 22 years"? well there's your problem. what? have you been going around actually asking girls to sleep with you? buddy, you're doing it all wrong. you're coming off as desperate and inexperienced. you don't just ask chicks to do it with you, you have to get them in the mood. you have to earn it. even the wettest of **** whores wants to put up a little bit of a fight, even if it's just role-playing.

this is probably going to make no sense to you, but you only have one virginity, and you really will regret losing it to a **** star some day. you're right in your assumption that you should save it for someone that you actually care about. it's your first time, and you really don't know what you're doing, so a **** star is the last person you should be doing it with. it's like getting your driver's license and then wanting to take your dad's ferrari out for a joy ride on the expressway.

also, you're not a failure with women. you're not a failure with anything. you can't say you're a failure with anything until you're on your deathbed in the last few breaths of your life. you'll get laid, eventually, if you just work for it. i think our society has really put a premium on sex and getting things for free. no one wants to work for anything. they just want it to fall into their laps.

so basically, to wrap things up:

1. don't do it, kid.
2. wait for someone you actually like to do it
3. you're not a failure with women
4. don't do it, kid.

PEACE!

 

[digammawahid]

it's like getting your driver's license and then wanting to take your dad's ferrari out for a joy ride on the expressway.

Um. I did this. This is literally a thing that I have done. it was a porsche not a ferrari, but still? I don't understand this metaphor. That was pretty much just a fun experience for me, without any downsides.

you said you "haven't been able to convince anyone to have sex with me in 22 years"? well there's your problem. what? have you been going around actually asking girls to sleep with you?

lol, um no I didnt mean to imply that I did that. I don't even talk to girls a lot. and before you even think it, yes that is a problem. Obviously I should do that. But that brings me to another huge pet peeve of mine. This might turn into a bit of a rant. just to warn you. But it seems like everyone (I don't mean on this forum i mean in general) has such shallow advice. Its all "just get out there and do it", "You have to work at it, don't be lazy", "You just have to try harder", and the like. Is that all sound advice? Probably. Helpful? No.

Listen. I'm not an *****. I know that my life isn't going to change overnight just because I want it to. I know that I have to "work at it" or whatever, but if you really think you (again, not referring to anyone, using the word you in the third person here) are the first person to tell someone that they have to try to make something happen, YOU'RE the *****. If it was really that simple, don't you think they would have DONE IT already? Do you really think that no one other than you realizes that sometimes effort leads to results?

Its like if your car broke down and you cant figure out why and as you are looking under the hood your neighbor comes up and says, "DUDE, you know what you should do? WORK. You need to just DO IT man. You should try TRYING. I hear TRYING totally works." Would that be helpful? No. And I don't see how this is any different.

Kind of of topic but oh well.

 

[Stride]

Its like if your car broke down and you cant figure out why and as you are looking under the hood your neighbor comes up and says, "DUDE, you know what you should do? WORK. You need to just DO IT man. You should try TRYING. I hear TRYING totally works." Would that be helpful? No. And I don't see how this is any different.

Kind of of topic but oh well.

but...wouldn't trying consist of going online, looking up the problem, and figuring how to fix it via a manual for the car or public input? isn't that what we're all doing here? *mind blown*

 

[septicemia]

I think that if you tell her that you are a virgin, she will make sure you have a great time. However, be sure to find out if she charges by the hour, or if your time is over when you cum. There was a short time in my life where I was a prostitute (I responded to ads on craigslist), I have considered going back to it from time to time but havnt seen any ads recently that made me want to reply. I would love to have a date with a virgin though. I am sure any well paid girl would give a virgin the best time in his life!

I am sure lots of men get crushes on **** stars, if this is a fantasy of yours then just because you are a virgin is not a real reason to not fulfill this fantasy that you might not ever get a chance to do again. Probably millions of men across the nation have been with prostitutes of all types. I think most people make way too big of a deal about the whole thing.

 

[nerdygirl]

but...wouldn't trying consist of going online, looking up the problem, and figuring how to fix it via a manual for the car or public input? isn't that what we're all doing here? *mind blown*

Not me. I'm just here to find a new pony, because I don't know what happened to my first one.

 

[Stride]

but...wouldn't trying consist of going online, looking up the problem, and figuring how to fix it via a manual for the car or public input? isn't that what we're all doing here? *mind blown*

Not me. I'm just here to find a new pony, because I don't know what happened to my first one.

:O what a shocking injustice! did you check the glue factory?

 

[Limlim]

Ponies!

 

[nerdygirl]

I certainly hope he is not at a glue factory.

By the way, Soph. Thanks to you, I now read the title of this thread to the tune of a Christmas carol...

 

[Haz]

I kind of regret losing my virginity to a one night stand I didn't care for. but y'know I never had a high school sweetheart growing up and once it's gone it really didn't mean anything.

I feel very guilty when I lust, and consider visiting a brothel or escort. There's a tender, nurturing side to me that wants love, and I know i'm not gonna get it from a whore. If i'm gonna practice sex and get good at it I want to do it with someone I care about.

 

[Peter Lorre]

****star is comin', ****star is comin', ****star is comin' (into town). lalala

And soon you'll be too!

PS: If it feels right, then go for it. If you think you'll regret losing your virginity that way, then don't. You're young and you still got plenty of time