"Hey, you, come closer. I have a secret."
"Ok, now read the fine print." "I ****** your mom AND your girlfriend. And I still do every night! Whatcha gonna do about it, *******? I'm a ghost!"
"Here stands Brian. He was buried vertically, feet first, because everyone else is lying down and he wanted to be different."
"Final Resting Place of Felicia Day, most beautiful girl in the world"
"Final Resting Place of Brian, who has accomplished his life goal of sleeping with Felicia Day for all eternity."