The Headstone Game

[Spare]

Here Lies Spare: "Best Diet Ever!"

 

[Spare]

Here Lies Spare: "Apparently, you really SHOULDN'T try this at home."

 

[cheaptrickfan]

Here Lies CTF: Ding Dong, the Bitch is Gone.

or

Here Lies CTF: Yes. You CAN Take it With You.

 

[Badjedidude]

Here Lies Steve: "That Last Step Was a Doozy!"

or

Here Lies Steve: "I Couldn't Afford a Big Enough Tombsto-"

 

[cheaptrickfan]

Here Lies CTF: Hmmm, I think the spinach was contaminated.

 

[mintymint]

Here lies minty: You should see the other guy.

 

[Badjedidude]

^^^Hahaha I like that one. Good stuff, man.

Here Lies Steve: Vertically.

 

[Cereal]

"BRB."

 

[mintymint]

Here lies minty: Sexiest.corpse.ever

 

[Badjedidude]

Here Lies Steve: Last of the Nontexters.

 

[Electric_Fusilier]

Here lies Tony, for whom life was very unfair,
You see he liked gadgets, and he got this chair,
It was government stock, and he died of shock,
When he plugged it in, switched it on...
And didn't lift his derriere.

 

[Just_Some_Dude]

Here Lies Nameless: No Visitors Please. **** You All.

 

[grainofrice24]

Here lies grainofrice24
He didn't get what he deserved, he got what he thought he deserved

 

[Rammy]

Game Over
High Score: 67 years
Enter your initials: RMY

Please insert credit...

 

[Moaninglonewolf]

Here lies wolf
He had no life anyway, so technically he's not dead???

 

[grainofrice24]

Game Over
High Score: 67 years
Enter your initials: RMY

Please insert credit...

DAMNIT...that's a good one.

"Good Game"

"Please enter Epitaph"
"I wanted to be cremated!"

 

[SilentComfort]

"Here lies SilentComfort, or rather, the poop from the tiger that had him for lunch."

 

[Cereal]

"I was born and then I lived and then I died" (Smiths quote)

 

[Badjedidude]

Here Lies BJD: "Thanks, Toyota."

 

[grainofrice24]

"Just couldn't catch a break...not that they didn't come...just couldn't catch it"
"Got it all wrong"
"Finally..."
"Death is just the beginning"
"Welcome home"

as you may have guessed I'm in a pretty rotten mood