These are from AD&D Warriors of the Eternal Sun:
Here lies Mel he cast the wrong spell.
Here lies Louise a thief shouldn't sneeze.
Here lies Todd, he angered a God.
He quenched his thirst, but the water was cursed.
A thief that did fink, has become quite extinct.
His wandering eyes soon caused his demise.
Many ladies he cherished and now he has perished.
This Dwarf was much feared, till he tripped on his beard.
He boasted of his might, but death was his plight.
Eric was given to roam, all thats left is this stone.
They came, they saw, they died.
Hes dead Jim.